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DUmmie FUnnies 11-09-10 (A DUmmie drama queen posts her opus)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 9, 2010 | DUmmie Hekate, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/08/2010 11:28:10 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

"Farewell, DUmmieland! I must leave you now! This place is not what it once was. No, don't beg me to stay! I know you will miss me terribly, but I must make my dramatic exit now. Why, I remember the golden days of yesteryore, when this was such a magical place, and we oldtimers all were one big happy family--not like what this place has BECOME, which is why I must take my leave. No, really, I WILL NOT STAY, no matter how much you sing my praises and beg me not to go. . ."

Thus DUmmie Hekate takes her exit from the DUmp, in this THREAD, "'Jes*s Chr*st on a Trailer Hitch!': I've been here since '02 and that's my legacy as I gbcw...."

The farewells and please-stays are in Wild Strawberry Red (you'll see), while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping that PJ or I can come up with something later today for the Nativity of Wee Willie Pitt (b. Nov. 9, 1971), is in the [brackets]:

"Jes*s Chr*st on a Trailer Hitch!": I've been here since '02 and that's my legacy as I gbcw....

[Huh? That's your "legacy" after eight years? What do you mean, DUmmie Hekate? And what's this "gbcw"? Please explain. . . .]

Thanks go to the moran who showed up at the 2005 Terri Schiavo vigil towing a humongous crucifix behind his pickup truck – I was so impressed and appalled that I coined the phrase on the spot and it became my new swear-word. I did a search recently and found it's all over the place at DU and elsewhere.

[OK, so you came up with a blasphemous idiotic cuss phrase, and a few other idiots latched on to it, and THIS is your claim to fame?? Congratulations, DUmmie Hekate! Hats off to you! Quite an accomplishment.]

Bless you my children, as I depart I bequeath it to you.

[Oh, I get it now: You're doing an opus!]

Why go?

[I don't really care, but I suppose you're going to tell us anyway. . . .]

It's an accumulation of things over the past 2 years, frustrations common to many of us. I've lost a number of friends, some by disagreeing with them and some because they disappeared.

[Those d*mn rethuglicans! No, wait! It must have been Skinner & Co. that disappeared them. . . .]

Speaking only for myself, the last straw was... oh hell, there were several, including eruptions of mass psychosis that virtually made me ill.

[Mass psychosis is the Mass Turnpike running through the heart of DUmmieland.]

It really is time to stop walking past this particular “bar” and just change my route.

[Head over to Bukowski's and be sure to wish Bald Bouncer Pitt a happy birthday.]

Hekate is the Goddess of the Crossroads, after all.

[LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!]

I think Skinner feels beleaguered, and I don't blame him: there's an old story about a man who had a tiger by the tail that may apply to his situation. . . .

[DUmmieland is a tail held by an idiot, full of sound and furry. . . .]

As for myself, I'm paid up through mid-May of next year, but this is it for me. Let's just say that I'd rather leave on my own terms than be vaporized without warning after 8 solid years of membership.

[I have no real REASON to leave, but posting an opus is a good way to get people to beg you to stay.]

I take away some remarkable memories ~~~ In the early years. . . .

[Yes, I, Hekate, am an oldtimer--not like you noobs. I go back EIGHT YEARS, to the golden days of DU. Ah, the memories! Misty, water-colored memories. The stories I could tell! Which I will. . . .]

one never-to-be-forgotten night I researched that topic myself until I stared into the heart of darkness too deeply, injuring my wrists so badly I had to go offline for 3 months.

[Who could forget that? No one! What a gallant, brave DUmmie you were! The sacrifice you made!]

We had eyewitness reports from Camp Crawford, too, and some thought provoking discussions on the Meaning of Cindy Sheehan.

[I-witness reports from Midnight Cowboy "Snake" Pitt, standing in the ditch with Mother Sheehan for a couple of HOURS, enduring FIRE ANTS, for goodness' sakes!]

Based on issues raised here I did some good research, and at times I did some fine writing based on that research.

[If you won't praise me, I will!]

Hubby asked me more than once if I wanted him to set up a blog for me, and I always said no. I had DU and my ego didn't need a blog.

[No, no ego trip for me!]

We were a community of sorts.

[Sort of like a group home.]

The Bush years were scary years, as our civil liberties were carved away with a backhoe. One night in November 2004, almost 1,000 DUers decided to post their real names online to show they would not be intimidated by Bush's DOJ and Dept of “Homeland” Security.

[Those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end. . . .]

There was more: shared laughter. . . . We laughed at OURSELVES. . . .

[And others laughed at us too!]

In 2006 DistressedAmerican held a wake for the Indictment of Rove, and almost 100 of us attended. . . .

[The Fitzmas That Never Came.]

Drinks were served, bagpipes were played, I think there was some maudlin weeping; I contributed a casserole to help sop up some of the booze. Songs were composed for the occasion. . . .

[Speaking of casseroles and songs being composed, it just so happens that I have composed a salute to potlucks! Here it is; click the music link and sing along!]

GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE
Tune: "Old-Time Rock-and-Roll"

Just put those old roasters in a line
It's time for potluck and the pleasure's mine
Today's menus can't fill the old hole
I like that green bean casserole

Don't try to make me eat your tofu
You'll sooner get to see me eatin' dog food
I'll start headin' for the church basement door
I like that green bean casserole

Still like that green bean casserole
That kind of eatin' just soothes the soul
I wanna know what's on my plate and bowl
Like that green bean casserole

Don't want shiitake or a mango
I'd rather eat some foods whose names I know
There's only one sure way to get me to go
Start servin' green bean casserole

Call me Midwestern, call my palate poor
Say I'm a Luth'ran, say I'm no connoisseur
Today's menus can't fill the old hole
I like that green bean casserole

Still like that green bean casserole
That kind of eatin' just soothes the soul
I wanna know what's on my plate and bowl
Like that green bean casserole . . .

Oddly, no one screamed obscenities at those who were not in 100% accord with them.

[Yes, we just shouted obscenities at Bush and Cheney and Rummy and Rove! What sweet memories! A common enemy to unite us, to focus all our hatred into one direction, like a laser beam of loathing. . . .]

This is how I want to remember you, DU.

[Goodbye! Farewell! How can we possibly convince you to STAY, DUmmie Hekate?? No, please don't LEAVE us, we beg of you . . .]

Gay Black Christian Woman?

[You're trying to figure out that "gbcw," too, I see.]

I hate to sound stupid, BUT what DOES gbcw mean?

[George Bush on the Crushing Wheel?]

Good-bye, cruel world...

[OK, makes sense. But I still think "George Bush on the Crushing Wheel" has potential as a catch phrase.]

Do me a favor and think about it, pretty please, Hekate?

[Don't LEAVE us, Hekate!]

the good old du days, when there were action things to do, petitions to sign, congress people to call..and we did it as a united effort..we did effect change..

[DUAC! DUAC!]

we helped get us where we thought we were going to be today..

[Getting SHELLACKED by the Rethuglicans!]

Thank you for "jes*s chr*st on a trailer hitch"...It's a great swear saying.

[OUTSTANDING blasphemy! Way to go!]

Of Tigers and Strawberries...

Once, a young monk was sent forth from the monastery to carry a message to another monastery far away. As he walked through the dense forest, he caught glimpses of orange fur in the dappled shade and heard low growls. Surmising that he was being stalked by a tiger, he quickened his steps, but the large cat easily kept pace with him. Fear gnawed at the young monk, and he began to run blindly through the trees, leaving the path he knew in an attempt to outdistance the hungry cat whose panting breath he could feel upon his neck.

The monk lost his way, and to his terror, found himself at the edge of a great precipice. Behind him, he heard the tiger stop, and begin pacing back and forth among the trees, its golden eyes glinting among the leaves. Shaking, the monk looked down and saw that there were vines clambering over the jagged rocks and he determined to try and climb down them. Just as he swung himself over the cliff, and began clambering down the vines which creaked under his weight, he heard the tiger roar, and saw it stare balefully down at him from above.

From below cane an answering roar, and the monk startled and looked down to see a second tiger, pacing along the stones that lined the bottom of the cliff face, waiting for him to descend.

Shuddering, the young monk closed his eyes and clung to the vine, his only means of support. The sound of nibbling teeth caught his attention and he opened his eyes to see a mouse chewing at the vine that held him suspended between the hungry cats.

Next to the mouse, he saw a flash of red. A wild strawberry grew in a crevice of the stone, and a lone fruit shone invitingly.

The monk reached out, and plucking the crimson fruit, held it to his nose. The sweet fragrance rushed into his nostrils as the last bit of the vine gave way and the monk began to fall. As he plummeted toward the tiger, the monk popped the strawberry in his mouth, and the flavor was the sweetest thing he had ever experienced.

[Which is what the tiger thought, when he popped the monk drop into HIS mouth.]

Good luck, Goddess's speed, and happy landings my dear Hekate!

[DUmmie Hekate on a trailer wish!]

((((NO, Hekate! Don't Go!))))

[Beg some more and I may reconsider. . . .]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dramaqueen; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; gbcw; hekate; opus
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Our Boy Wee Willie Pitt turns 39 today! I'm hoping PJ or I can come up with a special DUFU for that later today, so save your birthday wishes till then.
1 posted on 11/08/2010 11:28:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Late-night PING!


2 posted on 11/08/2010 11:30:44 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Don't go, DUmmie Hekate, we beg of you!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“One night in November 2004, almost 1,000 DUers decided to post their real names online to show they would not be intimidated by Bush’s DOJ and Dept of “Homeland” Security. “

Maybe it’s because even they realized the DOJ had more important things to deal with than a bunch of nutty bloggers. Such as going after terrorists that actually want to kill us.


3 posted on 11/08/2010 11:37:24 PM PST by ari-freedom (Ding dong the Pelosi is gone!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is that some self important blathering. You have to be living in some sort of twilight dream to think any of that makes sense.


4 posted on 11/08/2010 11:37:29 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Bush years were scary years, as our civil liberties were carved away with a backhoe.
Yeah yeah, we suffered internment camps,
our property was confiscated by the state,
our children taken away,
bamboo slivers under our fingernails,
etc etc etc , blah blah blah ad nauseum

Geez, what a bunch of drama queens...
Wonder how many of them have actually been out-of-state/country,
and seen upclose & personal just how hard much of the rest of the world lives,
and just how pathetic they sound by comparison?
5 posted on 11/08/2010 11:41:06 PM PST by 45semi (If Islamicists possessed anthrax, do you doubt that they would have used it on us?)
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To: 45semi
heheheh found a great pic to go with the 'Bush Torture Years'!

6 posted on 11/08/2010 11:49:46 PM PST by 45semi (If Islamicists possessed anthrax, do you doubt that they would have used it on us?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“we helped get us where we thought we were going to be today.. “

Good heavens! Obama posts there.


7 posted on 11/09/2010 12:05:03 AM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

He did post awhile back that the dems would not lose any seats in the upcoming election and everyone was so happy cause Mr Pitt is so smart,i am sure someone can find that thread over at DU...
I can’t am permanently banned..


8 posted on 11/09/2010 12:08:14 AM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: GSP.FAN

Oh! Oh!

“[Those were the days, my friend, we thought they’d never end. . . .]”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDVhB0jGP7I


9 posted on 11/09/2010 12:12:29 AM PST by Irenic
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To: Charles Henrickson

“BHO on a trailer Hitch”

invented by woofie 11/9/10


10 posted on 11/09/2010 12:20:36 AM PST by woofie
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To: ari-freedom
"Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch" -- Hekate swear phrase -- DUs are clever?

yitbos

11 posted on 11/09/2010 12:22:54 AM PST by bruinbirdman ("Those who control language control minds." -- Ayn Rand)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bump for AM...


12 posted on 11/09/2010 12:28:16 AM PST by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think this woman is crazy. She actually seems crazier than many others at DU, which is really saying something.


13 posted on 11/09/2010 12:36:11 AM PST by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: 45semi

“The Bush years were scary years, as our civil liberties were carved away with a backhoe.”

These idiots live in an alternate universe.
The trashing of their liberties is just beginning
in the Obamination.


14 posted on 11/09/2010 12:38:26 AM PST by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Bush years were scary years, as our civil liberties were carved away with a backhoe.

Eh, which civil liberty-related laws or regulations that existed then but not today? 0bama decided to keep the Patriot Act. If anything, today there are more regulations and hints of government is watching us, either directly through monitoring our activities, or indirectly through its minions like Google.

15 posted on 11/09/2010 12:49:28 AM PST by paudio (The differences between Clinton and 0bama? About a dozen former Democratic Congressmen.)
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To: I still care; Charles Henrickson
"I think this woman is crazy."

She's leaving DU because she finally got her degree in sociology and can no longer use the .edu domain.

yitbos

16 posted on 11/09/2010 12:58:03 AM PST by bruinbirdman ("Those who control language control minds." -- Ayn Rand)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’ve skimmed DU in the past...not sure if it was exactly 8 years ago, but I can’t imagine what she’s so nostalgic about...it’s always been a mix of unbalanced leftist loons and hasn’t changed. Maybe the names have changed but it’s really just a distinction without a difference.


17 posted on 11/09/2010 1:00:47 AM PST by highlander_UW (Education is too important to abdicate control of it to the government)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh my God, I’m only about three lines into the red and I’m cringing with embarassment for this person. This stuff almost doesn’t need your comments, it’s a parody of itself.


18 posted on 11/09/2010 1:22:21 AM PST by Darkwolf377 ( Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy! --E. Cartman)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The Bush years were scary years, as our civil liberties were carved away with a backhoe. One night in November 2004, almost 1,000 DUers decided to post their real names online to show they would not be intimidated by Bush's DOJ and Dept of “Homeland” Security.

Who can forget that historic night? The DUmmie Stonewall--remember when the Bush people swarmed in and arrested them all? Remember the end of civil liberties? Why, it's amazing anyone survived the purge to even POST on DU...

If they could use self-love as a power source DU would be an energy-producing giant to rival all of the Middle East.

19 posted on 11/09/2010 1:25:30 AM PST by Darkwolf377 ( Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet!Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mm-yummy! --E. Cartman)
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To: 45semi

That guy doesn’t know how lucky he is. The Evil Bush would have waterboarded him. Instead he’s being humanely interrogated by Communists.


20 posted on 11/09/2010 2:18:03 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Undeground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is the monk story an argument for lenient concealed carry laws? DU is so confusing.


21 posted on 11/09/2010 2:48:28 AM PST by November 2010
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hello, I must be going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCvz8y_DUSY


22 posted on 11/09/2010 3:21:39 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh those heady days when Elizabeth Edwards, Cindy Sheehan and David Van Oz all posted on DU.
Will Pitt was a Kucinich spokesman, and Hekate was a living Goddess....


23 posted on 11/09/2010 3:24:47 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The monk reached out, and plucking the crimson fruit, held it to his nose. The sweet fragrance rushed into his nostrils as the last bit of the vine gave way and the monk began to fall. As he plummeted toward the tiger, the monk popped the strawberry in his mouth, and the flavor was the sweetest thing he had ever experienced.

Just ta showsya how much culturin I gots, I remember this story from an episode of The Incredible Hulk (TV show).

24 posted on 11/09/2010 4:53:15 AM PST by Paradox (Democrats new Motto: Vini, Vidi, Lewinski!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It seems every DUFU thread has a central theme of:

“ME! ME! ME! ME! It’s all about ME!”


25 posted on 11/09/2010 5:01:06 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Well, maybe now she can devote more time to her therapy.


26 posted on 11/09/2010 5:14:55 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (If the GOP reaches across the aisle, we're gonna chop off their hands.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks go to the moran who showed up at the 2005 Terri Schiavo vigil towing a humongous crucifix behind his pickup truck...

My Congressman tows a humongous crucifix behind his pickup truck?

27 posted on 11/09/2010 5:16:36 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Ironic...

Based on issues raised here I did some good research, and at times I did some fine writing based on that research.

Hubby asked me more than once if I wanted him to set up a blog for me, and I always said no. I had DU and my ego didn’t need a blog.


28 posted on 11/09/2010 5:22:48 AM PST by Tigercap
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To: Charles Henrickson
we helped get us where we thought we were going to be today..

So we didn't go where they helped get us to??

eh??

29 posted on 11/09/2010 5:23:57 AM PST by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: Charles Henrickson
In 2006 DistressedAmerican held a wake for the Indictment of Rove, and almost 100 of us attended. . . .

Paging WILLIAM RIVERS PITT!!!

30 posted on 11/09/2010 5:24:29 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Our Boy Wee Willie Pitt turns 39 today! I'm hoping PJ or I can come up with a special DUFU for that later today, so save your birthday wishes till then.

Will Jason Leopold be Pitt's birthday present? The thing that makes me curious is that the two work together at TruthOut but apparently Leopold has become a non-person as far as Pitt is concerned. I'm sure he blames Leopold for hypnotizing him into believing the Rove indictment story, thus completely ruining whatever chance he might have had in REAL journalism rather than ending up as a Web laughingstock.

So how does this work out? Do the two ever run into each other? What is the dynamic at work there? Come on, Pitt, don't hold back. Tell us how you now REALLY feel about the man who so easily suckered you into believing Fitzmas would raise you out of obscurity.

31 posted on 11/09/2010 5:31:34 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I just sent Pitt a birthday message via Twitter:

@WRPitt HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILL! So what did Jason Leopold get you for a birthday present?

32 posted on 11/09/2010 5:36:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: bruinbirdman
She's leaving DU because she finally got her degree in sociology and can no longer use the .edu domain.

She's been there for 8 years. So that means she joined DU in her Junior year?

33 posted on 11/09/2010 5:36:27 AM PST by tnlibertarian (Hey D. C., tax increases are not spending cuts. Nor do tax cuts constitute increased spending.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks go to the moran who showed up at the 2005 Terri Schiavo vigil towing a humongous crucifix behind his pickup truck – I was so impressed and appalled that I coined the phrase on the spot and it became my new swear-word. I did a search recently and found it's all over the place at DU and elsewhere.

And he/she/it is proud of this? I know someone who will be tickled to meet you, DUmmie!

Photobucket

"Come on down! You're the next contestant on 'Burn Baby Burn'!"

34 posted on 11/09/2010 5:44:29 AM PST by airborne (Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)
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To: AlexW
“The Bush years were scary years, as our civil liberties were carved away with a backhoe.”

What an insane myth. They have to motivate themselves with lies, distortions and exaggerations.

I am sure we all remember the news stories about innocent American citizens being harassed and intimidated by Bush gestapo.

Oh that's right...those were Black Panther democrat/progressive/liberal Nazis. But that's OK they have no power they can't be racist.

35 posted on 11/09/2010 5:54:13 AM PST by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Charles Henrickson
As for myself, I'm paid up through mid-May of next year, but this is it for me. Let's just say that I'd rather leave on my own terms than be vaporized without warning after 8 solid years of membership.

Hold on now!

DUmmies have to pay a mandatory membership fee?

36 posted on 11/09/2010 5:55:21 AM PST by airborne (Why is it we won't allow the Bible in school, but we will in prison? Think about it.)
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To: COBOL2Java
My Congressman tows a humongous crucifix behind his pickup truck?

The funny thing is, it's not even a pickup truck! Looks more like a van, or one of those dreaded SUV's!

37 posted on 11/09/2010 6:44:05 AM PST by Dooderbutt
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To: bruinbirdman

Pardon my ignorance but what does yitbos mean?


38 posted on 11/09/2010 7:38:53 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Paradox

I realize this is an exercise in futility, but I am still trying to figure out the point of that story.


39 posted on 11/09/2010 9:18:42 AM PST by GraceCoolidge
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To: COBOL2Java

ROFL!


40 posted on 11/09/2010 9:33:03 AM PST by lonevoice (This space for sale on eBay)
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To: Lx
yitbos
41 posted on 11/09/2010 9:38:31 AM PST by lonevoice (This space for sale on eBay)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Seriously? "I'm paid up through mid-May of next year"

Do they really charge to belong to the DUmp?

42 posted on 11/09/2010 10:18:23 AM PST by mykdsmom
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To: mykdsmom

Yes they do. It costs to be a part of the beautiful mind people. :)

I’d like to say I will miss Hekate. Many nights I read her crazy posts thinking, is this girl a loon or what ? followed by laughter.

A little advice DUmmy, quit making fun of God. He doesn’t like that.

Now go crawl up in your hole and stop begging for DUmmy love.


43 posted on 11/09/2010 11:17:56 AM PST by Jacktown
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To: Charles Henrickson
I was so impressed and appalled that I coined the phrase on the spot and it became my new swear-word. I did a search recently and found it's all over the place at DU and elsewhere.

Take that, Jonas Salk! Here's someone who has made a real contribution to mankind!

44 posted on 11/09/2010 12:36:42 PM PST by Rainbow Rising ("This is not an election on November 2. This is a restraining order." -- P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
we helped get us where we thought we were going to be today..

Is it me or does this not make any sense?

45 posted on 11/09/2010 3:19:41 PM PST by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds... in becoming a one term president.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Our Boy Wee Willie Pitt turns 39 today!

Is that 39 real years, or 39 business years?

46 posted on 11/09/2010 3:56:17 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Paradox
Just ta showsya how much culturin I gots, I remember this story from an episode of The Incredible Hulk (TV show).

I was thinking Kill Bill Vol II.

47 posted on 11/09/2010 4:14:00 PM PST by eddie willers
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To: Arrowhead1952

My six-year-old writes those kinds of stories.

Me-Me-Me, it’s kind of sweet when she does it.


48 posted on 11/09/2010 5:08:48 PM PST by NYpeanut (I can't look away)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[But I still think "George Bush on the Crushing Wheel" has potential as a catch phrase.]

It would make a good name for a rock band. :)

49 posted on 11/09/2010 5:27:36 PM PST by LUV W (Thank God)
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To: airborne

Shhhhhh....don’t let that get around here at FR. :)


50 posted on 11/09/2010 5:44:39 PM PST by LUV W (Thank God)
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