Protect Yourself From Gonorrhea Lectim!! (Pronounce it real slow, and you'll get it.)

Acts of the Apostasy ^ | 8/21/2010

[markomalley]

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

[Theodore R.]

Cute, but the Obama “true beievers” will go over the cliff with their “fearful” leader. They are totally committed and waiting for the check in the mail too, I might add.

[Responsibility2nd]

But, but....

Joe Biden has already said the democrats will maitain control of the House and Senate on November 3.

So it must be true.

[RWGinger]

Brilliant!
Good Saturday laugh
and good plan for this Noc and 2012

[Vaquero]

Gonorrhea Lectim...nothing to CLAP about....

[bmwcyle]

[beaversmom]

Like this new page on Facebook:

“Yea, I Voted for Obama, and Guess What.... I am Going to Do it Again...”

[proxy_user]

A disease that is transmitted just by pronouncing its name?

It must have infected the headline writer....

[mikrofon]

Here's a view of those in the final stages of G.L.

[SloopJohnB]

An archeological team, digging in Washington DC, has uncovered
10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be
a victim of Gonorrhea Lectim.

[sjmjax]

Unfortunately, much of the population is already infected.

Treatment is often ineffective and re-infection rampant.

This is one epidemic that may really, one day, kill us all.

[SloopJohnB]

Protection will prevent STD’s (Stupid Thinking Democrats)

[Flag_This]

That waiter really needs to talk to Howie Mandel and fast. Mandel blew out his sinuses after repeatedly inflating rubber gloves pulled over his head.

[matginzac]

Sorry but I will be happy to be infected with the dread disease, GL (chuckle), because my congress critter is Randy Forbes (R-VA-4)and they don’t come any better or more conservative...thank you, God, and the voters of VA-4...