Posted on 01/10/2010 11:38:24 AM PST by American Dream 246
How about having a, somewhat awkward, conversation with your butt? Tell it that its time TO GET UP AND DO SOMETHING. Americas in trouble, people. Democrats in Massachusetts have declared that no matter what happens in the special election on January 19th that they will not seat Scott Brown as SENATOR HOTTIE McAWESOME and will do everything they can, through hook and crook, to cram their Death Panels and Healthcare Rationing down our throats, against the will of the people.
If we have to conjure up the ghosts of Paul Revere, Mercy Otis Warren, George Washington, John and Abigail Adams, Thomas Paine, and Benjamen Franklin to motivate you to stand up for your country when it needs you, well find us a Oija board and get on it. Well put Panda on it, at the very least, since thats much more productive than him trying to contact Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett to ask them where their treasures buried (dont ask).
Never in our lives have we seen anything as important as helping Scott Brown win that Senate seat in Massachusetts so he can stop the madness the Democrats in the Senate are engaged in.
For the love of this country that means more to us than we can ever tell you, PLEASE work hard today and through the 19th to elect Scott Brown to the Senate in Massachusetts.
We are ALL-IN on this and will be working nonstop writing, phone-banking, and doing the more subversive stuff were so good at. Every trick we know will be employed on Hottie McAwesomes behalf. Never let it be said this group of gay dudes in Boystown didnt come running when a stone cold fox former centerfold and the nation needed them.
Hey Republicans especially you big macho ones you gonna let a bunch of gay boys here in Chicago show you up?
You gonna let us work harder than you?
You gonna let us lead this charge, or are you gonna show us what YOU GOT?
In the non-gay, no double-entendres, just talking about bringing the heat for Hottie McAwesome way.
If you think youve seen us fired up before, you aint never SEEN fired-up.
You with us or what?
Pick A Team, Get That Butt Off the Couch, and Lets Save This Country, People:
Red Team: Get on the phones and make calls into Massachusetts for Scott Brown. Be positive and never say a bad word about his opponent, whatever her name is. Just sell Brown. Tell people how awesome he his. Tell them hes going to save us from the Healthcare Rationing disaster. Massachusetts residents, chime in and use this thread to tell phone bankers what the voters in your state want to hear about. Call everyone in Massachusetts, every man, woman, cat, dog, drag queen, and fisherman. All of em. Twice. TELL THEM DEMOCRATS ARE PLANNING ON DEFRAUDING VOTERS AND NOT SEATING BROWN IF HE WINS.
Blue Team: Spread the word to as many Brown supporting sites as possible about the dangers of Eeyorism and concern trolls. Make sure they know what Brown is up against, and how the Liberals are mobilizing their troll and goblin armies to sink morale and demoralize Brown voters. We cant let them win. Blue Team, take wing and get this article of ours on Eeyores and Concern Trolls out there so Browns supporters can learn from our experiences on the Clinton and Palin campaigns.
Green Team: Send some cash to Hottie McAwesome if you can. Hes a centerfold with a heart of gold so slip him some Lincolns or Hamiltons if you can. Introduce him to your friend Andrew Jackson or arrange a meet and greet with old Ben Franklin if thats at all possible.
Gold Team: You must do everything you can to make sure as many people in Massachusetts as possible know what Deval Patrick, Paul Kirk, William Galvin, Harry Reid, and Martha Coakley are plotting: their contingency plan to block Scott Brown from becoming Senator Hottie McAwesome and taking his place in Washington to defeat the Death Panels and Heathcare Rationing bill once and for all. For Brown to obliterate that particular Debt Star, we need to make sure the people of Massachusetts know to what vile depths Democrats are willing to stoop in their mad and unconstitutional grab for power. Two things need to happen:
(1) We need Sarah Palin to comment on what Democrats are doing with their plot to block Browns seating in the Senate. If you believe in God, its clear to us Hes given Governor Palin a platform for something at this moment in time. We believe its to stand tall with a great trumpet and awaken a slumbering giant the silent majority of Americans who let Liberals get away with so much, until they go too far. THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME. Palins Facebook messages cause earthquakes. We need her supporters to join the fight as reinforcements, outraged by what Democrats in Massachusetts are plotting. Every man, woman, cat, dog, juggler, and telephone repairman in Massachusetts needs to know about The Plot To Not Seat Scott Brown. Palin can help make that happen.
(2) We need every forum, every message board, every possible place you can think of in Massachusetts where people like you might read to have threads on the Democrats Plot To Not Seat Scott Brown. Do you bake? Find baking forums in Massachusetts and tell them about this. Do you fish? Get on a fishing message board and tell those guys there whats going down. Think about where you go everyday besides our site what other kinds of places do you post messages or lurk? Go to similar places that are Massachusetts-specific and make sure everyone knows about The Plot To Not Seat Scott Brown.
Great Merciful Zeus, its going to be a lot of work.
Were up against unprecedented corruption.
ACORN and the SEIU have been summoned from the depths, like goblins and harpies on the wing, and theyre descending upon Massachusetts to raise the very dead to vote Democrat on January 19th if they need those corpses to stack the decks against Brown.
This is the battle of our lifetimes.
ALL HANDS ON DECK!
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Please DO NOT misunderstand my reasons for producing these two videos. If folks want to gather together to let them know that we, like Howard Beal in Network are mad as hell and not going to take it any more , its STILL for the time being anyway a relatively free country so we can do that.
All Im saying here is that, especially in tough economic times, there are more EFFICIENT and EFFECTIVE ways to expend our FINITE RESOURCES.
Its not as much fun as sweating on the Mall but there IS a better and less costly — way to scare hell out of them — and you won’t even have to leave home.
ALL POLITICS IS LOCAL, PART 1: (UNDER 8 MINUTES)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk1bGBY3BcE
ALL POLITICS IS LOCAL, PART 2: (UNDER 8 MINUTES)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylFTOObbF0
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Sorry, the Eeyore’s here will never get off their butts and actually do work. It’s just to easy to bitch.
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