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DUmmie FUnnnies 05-13-09 (Photos of the Planet Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 13, 2009 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/13/2009 5:42:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Thanx to the "Humbled" Telescope (as Charles Henrickson labeled it) we now have closeup photos of the Planet Pitt from across the galaxy. It all started when Charles posted this photo of Pied Piper Pitt in the Free Republic thread of yesterdays DUFU blog sucking down a cigarette so as to maximize the amount of nicotine in his lungs:

Using that photo, your humble correspondent used the Humbled Telescope to bring you a closeup shot of the Planet Pitt.

This was when astronomical creativity took off. First Charles labeled the photo as: The Karl Rover Explores Planet Pitt. This was followed by a photographic observation by Freeper Roscoe Karns:

Then the Humbled Telescope provided us with this spectacular shot of the interstellar probe orbiting the Planet Pitt as provided again by Roscoe Karns:

Finally, Roscoe Karnes provided us with this shot of the Planet Pitt from the perspective of the Starship Enterprise. It really had me ROTFLMAO!

As part of the extended Pied Piper Pitt Day celebrations, which hasn't officially ended yet since the 24 business hours have yet to expire, I am asking for more Planet Pitt photo contributions. I will update the BlogSpot DUFU Blog with those photos.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: planetpitt; willpitt
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To: PJ-Comix

Planet of the Mapes?


21 posted on 05/13/2009 6:39:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Spacey: The final frontier)
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To: cripplecreek

Ack!!! LOLOLOL!


22 posted on 05/13/2009 6:41:39 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for that link!! I’m going out to get a CVS card today and am going to start my plan of action.....to save bundles!!!

P.S. I love Hebrew National franks..I’m VERY jealous!!


23 posted on 05/13/2009 6:45:33 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (The beauty of the 2nd amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it. T.J.)
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To: PJ-Comix

FREUDENSCHADESCHADENFREUDEFREUDENSCHADELICIOUS
Tune: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”

Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious—
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!

Because they wanted Rove to walk
Just like he was a frog,
You should have heard the DUmmies talk—
They read it in a blog!
But then their champagne bubble burst
Before they drank a lick;
They must be cursed to die of thirst
‘Cause Fitzmas fizzled quick!

Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious—
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!

So when the DUmmies celebrate
Some supersecret “news,”
Just summon up this word and wait,
You’ve got a term to use;
But you should practice saying it
As often as you speak:
The DUmmies fall for piles of Pitt
At least two times a week!

Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious:
Even though the sound of it is something quite pernicious,
If you see the DUmmie glee for things that are fictitious—
Freudenschadeschadenfreudefreudenschadelicious!


24 posted on 05/13/2009 6:47:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Spacey: The final frontier)
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To: NoGrayZone
I’m going out to get a CVS card today and am going to start my plan of action.....to save bundles!!!

Yeah, you can basically buy stuff for FREE with that CVS card with the rollovers. How can you beat that deal? I'm going to get that card when I have a bunch of free time ahead and buy like 2 years worth of toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, aspirin, etc. for FREE!!!

25 posted on 05/13/2009 7:35:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: PJ-Comix

your best one EVER!!


26 posted on 05/13/2009 7:46:01 AM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie)
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To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon


27 posted on 05/13/2009 7:47:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Spacey: The final frontier)
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To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon
Crap duster getting ready to spray:



28 posted on 05/13/2009 8:01:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Spacey: The final frontier)
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To: cripplecreek; Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

"Captain, we cannot penetrate the surface -- it is composed of pure DUtronium..."

29 posted on 05/13/2009 8:05:04 AM PDT by mikrofon ('Hardly phasers him...)
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To: mikrofon

YOUR two entries WIN!!!


30 posted on 05/13/2009 8:29:37 AM PDT by Old Sarge (There is no god)
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To: mikrofon

LOL @ DUtronium.


31 posted on 05/13/2009 8:46:37 AM PDT by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Old Sarge; cripplecreek

That clip was from the classic ST ep, “The DUmmsday Machine”. Who could forget some of the stirring dialogue-

Captain JTK: “Matt ... MATT! What was it, Matt?!”

Cmdr. Decker: “They say there’re no DUmmies, Jim... BUT THERE ARE! Straight out of that hell-hole, Boston...”

JTK: “Did you see it Matt? What did it look like?”

CD: “It was big — and round — and very long-winded.... With a maw that could smoke a DOZEN faggots!”


32 posted on 05/13/2009 9:54:27 AM PDT by mikrofon (BHO: "Live long & p***-poor!")
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; Xenalyte; GeronL; Roscoe Karns; Purrcival; ..
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

EVALUATING THE PRIMITIVES!

Photobucket

THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

Photobucket

TIERING THE PRIMITIVES!

LIKE A WEDDING-CAKE!

CATEGORIZING THE PRIMITIVES!

IN TIME FOR THE 2009 EDITION OF DU FOR GUESTS!

link on next comment, below

33 posted on 05/13/2009 11:24:11 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28617.0.html


34 posted on 05/13/2009 11:25:20 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: cripplecreek

ROFLMAO!


35 posted on 05/13/2009 1:01:39 PM PDT by MarineBrat (The New York Times is a Communist Kamikaze.)
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To: mikrofon
ROFL! - No more entries, we have a winner!
36 posted on 05/13/2009 4:03:01 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix

What is that hideous beast orbiting the Planet?


37 posted on 05/13/2009 4:34:11 PM PDT by Venerable Bede
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To: mikrofon

I just added your pic to the DUFU blogspot blog.


38 posted on 05/13/2009 4:43:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: PJ-Comix

I am in your neck of the woods I just moved to Key West. I am finally back home in FL.


39 posted on 05/13/2009 4:47:10 PM PDT by Dmitry Vukicevich (Please tell me this is a joke.)
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To: Venerable Bede
Is it now a prerequisite that all women must have tattoos?
40 posted on 05/13/2009 4:48:26 PM PDT by Dmitry Vukicevich (Please tell me this is a joke.)
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