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DUmmie FUnnies 05-31-08 (Discussion: What Will DUmmies Do IF Obama Loses?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 31, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/31/2008 7:12:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I started thinking about this a few days ago but have waited until the weekend to post this somewhat offbeat DUFU edition. What I would like to throw out for discussion is the question of exactly WHAT will the DUmmies do if Obama loses in November? Of course, this assumes he is nominated which is still not a completely sure thing. But assuming he is nominated what do you think the reaction from the DUmmies and other leftwingers be if their beloved Obamassiah loses in November? The simple answer is they will implode. However, I am looking for more specific answers. Exactly HOW will they implode? What forms will this take?

After Kerry lost in 2004, the implosion took some interesting forms. One example was when the DUmmies "stood up" in DUmmieland and gave their real names in Drama Queen fashion. This year, I think such a loss will hit them much, much harder. Could an Obama loss spell DOOM for the Democrats as the DUmmies blame Hillary for their loss?

I am interested in hearing your input as to what the reaction will be from the DUmmies and other Leftwing Loons if Obama loses. Your humble correspondent believes that an Obama loss will infect the Left with a POLITICAL RAGE VIRUS.

And to all you pundits, bloggers, and reporters out there...You are free to use the term "Political Rage Virus" as long as you give credit to your humble correspondent here for coining the term. (I googled that term and I am the FIRST to use it.)


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; ragevirus
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To: A_perfect_lady

Back when McGovern was running for President, I swore that if he won I would move to Canada. Fortunately, he didn’t, because I meant it, and was young enough to make the move with no losses.

But boy, that WOULD have been a mistake. What did I know then?


41 posted on 05/31/2008 9:22:29 AM PDT by chesley
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To: chesley

At least lefties have some place to threaten to run to. Where can a conservative go to escape socialism? Seriously? There is nowhere left to run.


42 posted on 05/31/2008 9:24:44 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: Paul Heinzman

...or lack thereof...


43 posted on 05/31/2008 9:25:30 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Good post


44 posted on 05/31/2008 9:26:56 AM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: PJ-Comix

A to your Q: f

Faunch.


45 posted on 05/31/2008 9:29:35 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Fiddy!!!


46 posted on 05/31/2008 9:29:53 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix
But assuming he is nominated what do you think the reaction from the DUmmies and other leftwingers be if their beloved Obamassiah loses in November?

I am interested in hearing your input as to what the reaction will be from the DUmmies and other Leftwing Loons if Obama loses.

*When* Obama loses it won't be pretty. After Dubya 'stole' the election in 2000, Kerry losing after 'winning in the exit polls' in '04, the left will go apoplectic *when* Barry loses to McCain.

In every major city I envision riots, looting and entire blocks being set ablaze by Barry's 'urban supporters'. It'll make every previous 'race riot' look like a Camp Fire Girl cookout. Take Watts, MLK, Rodney King, all of them, and factor by 1030.

Add to the mix the Anarchists who'll riot over anything, plus the Communist front groups just itching for 'justice' after *another* election is stolen, but this time from a Black, an oppressed minority. And if the ILLEGALS and those groups join to get their 'justice' ... it'll be like we're in Iraq. There won't be enough National Guard Troops to stem the violence. Forget the local LEOs they'll be out manned (and out gunned) by day two.

So I say, first buy ammo - lots and lots of ammo, and guns. It will be a Civil War fought on your front lawn. Everyone better have a Shotgun, an 'Assault Rifle', numerous handguns and one 'Main Battle Rifle' (Bolt action 'sniper' rifle) for long range in .308 or similar caliber (8mm Mauser for me).

And I'm 'SERIES'.

The moonbats will not take this sitting down. It will be anarchy and blood will fill the streets.

47 posted on 05/31/2008 9:30:15 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: Abathar
want someone to ask Baraq or his wife how they feel about reparations, or find out if they have made any statements to support or reject the idea. If it comes out either he or she has been a proponent of that idea you will see such a desertion from the blue-collar democrats in the cities across the entire nation they will leave a dust storm in their wake.

I agree, and I also pray that someone will ask either of them about that. Even the way they attempt to avoid giving a straight answer will give many tax-paying Americans pause re:Obama.
48 posted on 05/31/2008 9:32:44 AM PDT by mrsmel
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To: PJ-Comix

?


49 posted on 05/31/2008 9:55:07 AM PDT by Mercat (the LORD himself will establish a house for you)
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To: PJ-Comix

They will yell loudly that:

1. America is racist

2. the election was stolen

and never notice the conflict of their two most firmly held opinions on the matter.


50 posted on 05/31/2008 9:56:02 AM PDT by JLS (lo)
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To: vietvet67
Their heads will explode like in the movie Mars Attacks..

The chances of that, I'm afraid, are Slim.

51 posted on 05/31/2008 10:05:40 AM PDT by Erasmus (Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I ouughta apply for the Kool-Aid concession at their pityparty.


52 posted on 05/31/2008 10:17:56 AM PDT by Erasmus (Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
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To: A_perfect_lady
"We have enough assistant professors, unemployed writers, and Starbucks barristers."

What's that last thing; is it like an armchair General?

53 posted on 05/31/2008 10:24:06 AM PDT by Erasmus (When it rattles by your window, the Chicago "L" annoys.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Some will retreat to even deeper recesses of their parents' basements (if that's possible), crawl under their desks, or surround themselves in make-shift tents of used pizza boxes, all the while moaning- "Rove ... Rove!"

For others:


54 posted on 05/31/2008 10:46:02 AM PDT by mikrofon (DUmolition Derby)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmie Riots and DUmmie suicides !!!


55 posted on 05/31/2008 11:08:20 AM PDT by Deetes
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To: PJ-Comix
They will be screaming because of this.

We will see this everwhere.

and they will blame it on this.

56 posted on 05/31/2008 11:33:24 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ve already seen part of a documentary on one of my hd channels that investigated supposedly faulty voting machines. They couldn’t come up with any evidence, but of course Republicans are so sneaky. As if Republicans controlled all voting districts. I suspect as with recent history all the Obamaniacs will demand a recount and then demand a complete inspection of each and every voting machinge.


57 posted on 05/31/2008 11:54:47 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: PJ-Comix

Is it wrong to hope for mass suicide?


58 posted on 05/31/2008 12:14:32 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
They haven’t had a Democratic mayor since

Bull. Bloomberg was a lifelong dem who changed his party registration because it was much smoother sailing in the GOP primary for him and he would have had a very difficult and unlikely chance at winning the democrat primary.

59 posted on 05/31/2008 12:16:04 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: PJ-Comix

If Obama loses, one of the first things the DUmmies will need to do is wash out their underwear.


60 posted on 05/31/2008 12:43:50 PM PDT by San Jacinto
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