DUmmie FUnnies 02-07-05 ("Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Falling into a coma while watching a Super Bowl game is a strange experience. It happened to me last night. Yesterday afternoon I came down with a cold that got worse and worse. By the time the Super Bowl started I was barely on the conscious side of comatose while lying on my couch trying to watch the game. Basically I was falling into and out of consciousness during the first half of the game, barely aware of what was real and what wasn’t. My last lucid thought about the Super Bowl was the ceremony honoring the veterans, including the military currently serving in Afghanistan and Iraq. At that point I JUST KNEW this was going to irk the DUmmies as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?” As usual, the DUmmie whines are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still recuperating from a touch of the flu, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else here appalled by the nationalism in the Super Bowl?

[Gee. I wonder what the answer to that question is going to be? Such a toughie.]

yes my husband. he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel.

[What was on the sci-fi channel? “Attack of the Forty Foot Bolshevik?”]

The false appearance of national unity the fraudulent linkage of a sordid colonial war to WWII. If our national prestige could fall any lower with our traditional allies this will do it.

[Yeah. Our traditional allies are going to be influenced by the Super Bowl.]

I know, it's insulting to those who fought in WWII for them to use WWII to glorify the imperialist wars of Iraq and Afghanistan.

[I thought the Democrat talking point was that being in Afghanistan was correct but Iraq was wrong. Thanx for the clarification since you have shown that the DUmmies think even going after Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan was bad.]

I'm glad I am not watching it. I used to be a loyal football fan--no more. I suspected this fascist overview would reign--sports events are susceptable to propagandist devices now. If it is true--I shy away, much as I like sports.

[Maybe you should become a curling fan.]

It's the 1936 Berlin Olympics Redux

[And that is Leni Riefenstahl’s camera you’re feeling up your butt.]

amazed. disgusted. and somewhat sickened. kind of like Germany and the nazi Olympics... or what I would have expected in communist Russia in the days of old...spreading the "freedom" bs a bit thick and deep and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt. have turned off the telly at this point. Frankly i would have preferred another Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction...

[This year we were treated to a DUmmie mental malfunction.]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville...There will be true celebration on the streets of MURRRIKKKAHHHH the day the bush fascist empire falls...as it has always happened anywhere when dictatorships of the right or of the left fall.

[Election Day must have been tough for you. Very tough.]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?

[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]

[shezza]

Having both sides is unacceptable. They don't want ANYONE'S viewpoint allowed on the airwaves that isn't toeing the loony left's ideology. Balance to them is all libspeak, all the time...and anything less is fascist "nationalism."

And you, my FRiend, have hit that nail squarely on the head. The party of tolerance is intolerant of anything and everything not appealing to them. The "how dare you question my patriotism" MURRRIKKKAHHHHNS cringe at anything supporting our country, our troops, our freedoms, or that is even remotely patriotic. And yet they are completely unaware of their hypocrisy.

Thanks to algore and his fabulous internet, their moonbat lunacy is exposed for all to see. Ain't DUFUs grand? (Thanks, PJ, for the ant farm view.)

[thchaser200]

I am still amazed that we are supposed to the "ones filled with hatred." I see it the other way that they are totally consumed with hatred by their actions and for any idea that they do not agree with.

[Fenris6]

Their whole self-worth revolves around being able to point their oh-so-superior fingers at the "unelightened masses"

I've noticed that too. Liberal activism seems to revolve around the self-esteem needs of the activist - to justify a life filled with failure, or to award redemption for misdeeds. Kind of a I molest the babysitter but I want World Peace, so I must not be that bad of a guy theme.

[ChefKeith]

Man, I guess this means that the DUmmies won't be watching NASCAR...

[Boomer Geezer]

Oh my Lord, what the he!! is that?!?! (I knew I should have held off on lunch until I finished reading this thread LOL).

[sydneycarton]

IT IS SICKENING... I used to live in Jacksonville and I can't believe the way in which the bush fascist empire has taken over a previously incredibly healthy get together sports time in jacksonville

amazing what they will lat at Bush's feet. Now he controls the Super Bowl.

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah. "American Dad" tended to be skewed to the Left but it had its funny moments. The two characters, the Alien and the perverted German goldfish is worth watching the show for.

[weshess]

And this is exactly why I say any attempt to bring the left into NASCAR is a failure before it gets off the ground.

Oh God, I couldn't imagine NASCAR with a speed limit and electric cars, in order to save the environment.

[weshess]

PJ-Comix,
I have found the best cure for the flu is not getting it. I follow a regimen of 2000 mg of vitamin C during the summer and upping the dosage to 4000 mg during the winter, plus my morning and evening glass of OJ. This won't help you this year but I have not had the flu in 15 years since starting this. Hope this helps in the future.

[Purrcival]

The Super Bowl is tonight? Wow, guess I just forgot....Have they scored any home runs yet?


[No but the hockey puck got slammed into your head.]



...my favorite lines in the whole thread. Hope you feel better PJ!

[PJ-Comix]

Getting a bit of a relapse so no PM DUFUs this evening. Gotta rest.

[lutz]

MURRRIKKKAHHHH

Wait, wait....I thought that one of the DUmmies was off their meds or something....

Does this mean that more of them are? Or is that an actual place??

[lutz]

Oh, never mind. ^^;; I just realized it's the DUmmies version of America...and they are off their meds~

[Purrcival]

[What American uses the expression 'telly"?]

{A DUmmie with an affected Brit accent and vocabulary.}


MADONNA! Is that you??

[gidget7]

Talk about extremists!!

Oh that was the last DUFU, still it fits here too. Clueless as ever!!

[lutz]

It can get funny at times, watching a DUmmie giving a try at "youngkidspeak," and shortly thereafter, reminesce about George McGovern, and what fun it was, working in his campaign.....in 1972.

insightful as always! ^o^ I love how you pick up on the little details that give them away!

And thank you for putting me on your Norway ping list! The articles ARE a haven of sanity and informative, and my best friend who is in Finland, has also been enjoying them too!

[luvie]

How about "crepe suzette"--trying to be a manly pancake and in reality being a French sweety!

[luvie]

he just turned off the superbowl to watch sci-fi channel."

All they would have needed to do is turn off the "telly" and watch each other--they ARE a sci-fi channel!

[Roscoe Karns]

and the militaristic rah-rahs gave me a nauseating jolt

Giving the DUmmies a nauseating jolt!

(Did you know they support the troops?)

[gidget7]

Feel Better!! Pump in the fluids, and take lots of vitamin C!!