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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: groanup; Scothia
Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths?

"To Tell the Truth"? That's on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL.

61 posted on 01/08/2005 5:17:07 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (No Dem has ever won that show.)
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To: KJC1
My vote, evidently, does not count. My rage does. Beware, freepers. I am not getting over this. The more I learn, the more pissed I get. Liberals with guns are more dangerous than rednecks with bandanas wrapped around their pointed heads and beer cans between their legs as they cruise Arcadia "coon hunting."

Think he's that tough offline? I'm sooo scared... That whole thread was just an impotent circle jerk of rage.
62 posted on 01/08/2005 5:29:57 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
No offense but agents won't find you--you have to find them. I say this at risk of you calling me a naysayer once again, but your approach is an odd one for a conservative site--youre expecting them to come to you--hardly a go-getter attitude. I know you don't believe it, but I post this comment to be of help in you achieving your goal of publication. The publishing biz doesn'twork as you seem to think it does.

ANYHOO...

I wish these people would have the cojones to actually post about the government they WISH we had here--this fictitious society in which all religions are participated in equally, without any one having a single member more than any other; in which all the homeless miraculously get the help they need to become Donald Trumps (all they need is those evil white republicans to get out of the way; and where the crime rate is less than that which we've got now, but without strong law enforcement.

Which country best typifies the DUmmie ideals?

63 posted on 01/08/2005 5:32:49 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (...drowning someone ...I certainly wouldn't have had a part of that... --Capt. Teddy)
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To: Darkwolf377
No offense but agents won't find you--you have to find them. I say this at risk of you calling me a naysayer once again, but your approach is an odd one for a conservative site--youre expecting them to come to you--hardly a go-getter attitude.

Call it my "Field of Dreams" shtick.

64 posted on 01/08/2005 5:37:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

For people who are against guns they sure do threaten people with them alot.


65 posted on 01/08/2005 5:38:09 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have quit watching the News where I used to watch it all the time. I don't feel like anything I do will make any difference so why even try.

Cheer up DUmbo, the pain of not being In Power goes away after a Decade or Two.

Pray for W and Our Troops

66 posted on 01/08/2005 5:39:56 PM PST by bray (The First of 4 More Years!)
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To: franksolich
Yikes. We know what they look like now.

...and we are not impressed.

67 posted on 01/08/2005 5:40:54 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! Gotcha


68 posted on 01/08/2005 5:41:02 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (...drowning someone ...I certainly wouldn't have had a part of that... --Capt. Teddy)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can't take them anymore, I just can't. They complain that tax dollars are paying preacher's salaries? Where? I thought that the donations from the congregations paid preacher salaries. All the complaining about religion when Kerry was the one campaigning from the pulpit, and atheists are busy at establishing atheism as the "state religion". They are too unreal for words.


69 posted on 01/08/2005 5:44:24 PM PST by infidel29 (America is GREAT because she is GOOD, the moment she ceases to be GOOD, she ceases to be GREAT - B.F)
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To: whereasandsoforth
they always manage to get the profanities spelled correstly.

I think there is a course in Profanities 101 at Columbia and Berkley!

70 posted on 01/08/2005 5:46:06 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: bray

Whats so scary about these people is that even John Kerry and most of the rest of the rank and file democrats who we consider far left look at these people as kooks and are distancing themselves from them. They have said themselves that democrats they know don't want to hear about the election fraud and tell them to move on. Its some consolation that if a democrat ever gets in power, it will be a regular democrat who is just a pain in the backside instead of one of these really whacked out kooks. But they think the rest of the country thinks like them. Amazing!


71 posted on 01/08/2005 5:46:27 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: franksolich
while cooking supper, I took a "break" and went wandering through the cesspoo--er, DUmmieland,

You really know how to ruin a good meal there!

72 posted on 01/08/2005 5:47:00 PM PST by Mark
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To: Mark

Strong stomach, sir.


73 posted on 01/08/2005 5:49:23 PM PST by franksolich (a fronte praecipitum, a tergo lupus)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just tried to join the DUmmies (after all, I strongly believe in the policy of "KNOW THINE ENEMY!")....& AFTER I was accepted & given my new password, I was BANNED from posting my 1st article or response to what was already posted! I just can't figger out why--like I said, I had just joined!!!

So what if my Username was "duckfean"???? LOL


74 posted on 01/08/2005 5:53:33 PM PST by libertyman
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To: libertyman

If you had used buckfush, they would have welcomed you with open arms.


75 posted on 01/08/2005 5:57:09 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You know, P.J., sir, I've been watching the "traffic" at FreeRepublic, and DUmmieland, and come to a reasonable conclusion.

It is pretty slow here this evening.

It is really popping at DUmmieland this evening.

It is Saturday night (at least here in Nebraska).

This suggests to me that FReepers are out in the world at the moment, doing things, and so away from their computers. They are dining with family, working (yes, some of us work really odd hours), shopping, visiting, dating, doing the laundry, meeting with others, whatnot.

In other words, FReepers tend to have a life.

The DUmmies on the other hand--and this being a Saturday night!--have nothing going on other than the biling of their livers. In other words, DUmmies seem to have no life outside of raging at their computers.

Did you ever notice, P.J., sir, that the DUmmie FUnnies provoke both a faster, and more of a, response during weekday evenings, than on weekends, when FReepers are out there, having a life?

Keep up the good work, and as I said in a much earlier post, this is all good stuff, these DUmmie FUnnies, and sooner or later--and unexpectedly--the DUmmie FUnnies will be published. Things happen; in their own good time.


76 posted on 01/08/2005 5:57:57 PM PST by franksolich (a fronte praecipitum, a tergo lupus)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

While I was reading about the R's in their SUV's Paul Shanklin's "IN A YUGO" was playing in my mind!


77 posted on 01/08/2005 6:03:05 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Something really weird is unfolding over in DUmmieland. Someone is posting claiming to be a DUmmie's mother, saying that her son was found dead slumped over his computer today. Kinda creepy sounding, and not sure if it's some twisted hoax or not.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2924791


78 posted on 01/08/2005 6:05:35 PM PST by KJC1 (overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)
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To: KJC1

And one more about my previous post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x2924776


79 posted on 01/08/2005 6:07:28 PM PST by KJC1 (overused DUmmie words: fascist, hubris, disenfranchisement)
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To: beckysueb
Its some consolation that if a democrat ever gets in power, it will be a regular democrat who is just a pain in the backside instead of one of these really whacked out kooks.

...but then you gotta remember Hitlery!

80 posted on 01/08/2005 6:07:28 PM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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