DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[groanup]

"That when the Cialis kicks in?"

LOL!

[KJC1]

It really is so ridiculous to hear the DUmmies complain about Christianity being enforced upon them. Puh-leeze. Yeah, I guess that's why we've had loon after loon trying to take the word "God" out of everything possible. If what they said was really true, these lawsuits would never see the light of day.

[EllaMinnow]

How do I find out who is who?

[EllaMinnow]

Never mind!

[franksolich]

Yeah, just run your mouse over the photograph, and it (the name) shows up in a rectangular square. Don't click your mouse; just run it over the photograph.

[moonpie57]

Is that supposed to be the Yesu Sistas?? Could be a new black gospel group...lol

[EllaMinnow]

Thanks. I now know what the Drama Queen of DUmmieland looks like.

Beauty is only skin deep, DUmmie goes right to the bone!

[KJC1]

Now playing: threats of violence from the Party of Peace, Tolerance, Love, and Granola:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1478685

[Annie03]

LOL...their true colors emerge again. The only scary thing about them is they can get a couple elected officials to actually spew their nonsense on the house and senate floor (ala Jan 6). But the vote indicated most in their party don't want to jump on their tin-foil express. Phew.

[franksolich]

Well, I got to say that we all have aesthetic defects (mine is the lack of ears, making it awkward to wear eyeglasses), and so it isn't nice to make "fun" of people who are overweight, distorted, ugly, whatnot.....but.....

.....but.....but.....one can "read" a great deal of the personality by examining the "body language," and trust me, these DUmmie femmes are ugly; their expressions betray hardly anything other than Rage and Hate.

And to me, that makes them very Ugly indeed.

Rather a dumpy faded washed-out housewife with a pleasant countenance and manner, than some "sexy" "chick" who uglifies herself with Rage and Hate.

[NeoCaveman]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

They are projecting again. It's not Reverend Lovejoy with the Beemer and the Swiss bank account, it is the Reverend Jesse Jack$on.

[Dallas59]

OH look at you, you troubled soul, your mind so heavy, so dim. The bonds that held you then, still hold you now, and your heart grows cold and grim.

Kerry is not President.



The sadness I see in your eyes will not, cannot pass on. So your soul cannot survive and soon it will be gone. This is a burden I cannot carry and you cannot pass on.

Kerrys is not President



This is a burden you must carry trudging on all alone. I fear for you, oh troubled soul. The weight, i fear, is to great. I fear for you, oh troubled soul. For you, now, it is too late.

KERRY IS NOT PRESIDENT

[franksolich]

Omigod, while cooking supper, I took a "break" and went wandering through the cesspoo--er, DUmmieland, and there's a new thread: "THURSDAY'S ELECTION SUCCESS ON AIR AMERICA RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

Uh, did I miss something?

Is John Kerry to be inagurated, or what?

Or perhaps "William Pitt" with a new "breaking story"?

[Caipirabob]

Really, PJ-Comix, this is meat and bread for talk radio. You should have your own section or be a regular guest on a show. This is too good to pass up on as entertainment.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL.

Hey, that's where some of the Dems' favorite shows are on! "Wheel of Abortion," "The Neverwed Game," "Cussword," "Let's Make a Drug Deal," "The Bong Show," "Hollywood Queers," "Feminist Feud," "Who Wants to Beat a Millionaire?" and "I've Got a Nose Ring."

[Choose Ye This Day]

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI.

They don't actually believe this guano, do they? They really are the X-files wing of the Dem party.

[PJ-Comix]

Really, PJ-Comix, this is meat and bread for talk radio.

If the DUFU book gets published I would love for a radio talk show host to write the forward.

[Jackknife]

bump!

[Choose Ye This Day]

LOL!!!

"You mock my pain!"

[Scothia]

Hey dude! Coffee on the screen caveat already! ROTFLMHO!