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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^ | Friday, February 20, 2015 | Nina Golgowski

Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.

A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.

He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.

Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.

(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...


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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ve had crazy before and so I have a saying, “F**king crazy makes for crazy f**king”...

It is fun while it lasts but you need to make sure you have an exit strategy when the fun ends. Getting my penis bitten off is not part of the plan.


61 posted on 03/16/2015 4:58:00 AM PDT by baltimorepoet
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sweet dreams...bitey-bite!


62 posted on 03/16/2015 5:42:09 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Politicalkiddo

Is she related to the governor of Minnesota ?


63 posted on 03/16/2015 5:43:41 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks ("If he were working for the other side, what would he be doing differently ?")
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To: Slings and Arrows

I can see her going quickly down meth alley...without the meth.


64 posted on 03/16/2015 5:46:25 AM PDT by Thorliveshere (Minnesota Survivor)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy...

Clearly, as she decided she needed it all.

65 posted on 03/16/2015 5:49:50 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Slings and Arrows

Interesting story. In the back of your mind, you will never forget it either. How long before the actual bite?


66 posted on 03/16/2015 5:58:07 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Needy, or just hungry?


67 posted on 03/16/2015 6:02:16 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: shibumi

That’s the first person I thought of when I saw the picture.


68 posted on 03/16/2015 6:03:10 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: jughandle

Whose is she going to bite off - Bill’s or Hillary’s?


69 posted on 03/16/2015 6:13:14 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I had a memory, but it ran away on me.


70 posted on 03/16/2015 6:17:02 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Yes.


71 posted on 03/16/2015 6:17:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: baltimorepoet

“No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.”


72 posted on 03/16/2015 6:18:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Crim

“Every rose has its thorns.”
- Tagline, “Teeth”, 2008


73 posted on 03/16/2015 6:21:30 AM PDT by sayfer bullets (“I didn’t leave the [---] party, the [---] party left me.” - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Didn’t David Alan Coe write a song about that????


74 posted on 03/16/2015 6:30:03 AM PDT by RatRipper (Obama has made me the slave of sluggards.)
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To: RatRipper

Just playing the percentages, I’m going with yes.


75 posted on 03/16/2015 6:37:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: showme_the_Glory

> How long before the actual bite?

Longer than after.


76 posted on 03/16/2015 6:39:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
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To: Lazamataz

Too crazy for you?


77 posted on 03/16/2015 7:43:33 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: RatRipper

If David Alan Coe doesn’t give you away, nothing does.


78 posted on 03/16/2015 7:44:38 AM PDT by X-spurt (CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If she had succeeded in biting it off the big question is:

Would she have swallowed it?


79 posted on 03/16/2015 7:45:23 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

THIS IS THE GIRL FOR ME!!!! I love her. I always have. I came back through time for her.


80 posted on 03/16/2015 7:49:20 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The FCC takeover of the internet will quickly become a means to censorship of dissent.)
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