I am a newly minted Conservative deep in the heart of the loony-left Upper West Side.

I am a proud supporter of the United States in the War against Islamic Terror.

I am a proud supporter of the Founding Fathers and the history and tradition of America.

I am a proud supporter of the State of Israel and supporter of efforts to eradicate anti-Semitism worldwide. (Yeah, I know, fat chance.)

And I am a proud supporter of the US Space Program, am a fanatic devotee of the US Apollo Moon missions, and Neil Armstrong, if you are out there, please send me an autograph !!! (I promise I won't tell ANYONE !!)