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OSHA* is a free lance sarcastic SOB who lives in NW Arkansas where he finds his amazing skills suprisingly little in demand.

Don't bother me with nasty little freep mails.
I'll post them so others can enjoy them also.

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Save the Trolls

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*Update 4/15/05

OSHA is was my Chow mix dog's name. In 1992 I found him dumped in the woods near a shooting range that I used to frequent. It was very hot summer time and no water was to be found for miles around. I had a water cooler but nothing for him to drink out of so I used my hard hat. I said, "Thanks to OSHA, you have something to drink out of."

I took him home and cleaned him up and took him to the vet. They estimated him to be 1 to 2 years old.

I had to put him down today. Rest in peace old fella. You were a good dog.