Leroy S. Mort
Since Jul 23, 1998

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I used to be with "it". But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems scary and wierd. - Grampa Simpson

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. -Mitch Hedberg