IS THIS THE WORLD'S MOST STUPID MAN? -

Western Daily Press - UK ^ | September 20, 2003

[cyborg]

Is that Ted Kennedy? Not only can whales swim but they're a bit big for sharks... He outweighs that shark by a few pounds.

[Migraine]

Sharks are the pitbull/rottweiller/Muslims of the sea. And the animal and PC communities like to tell us over and over that sharks are real sweeties -- the fish of peace.

[sweetliberty]

[Savage Beast]

I don't see anything particularly unusual about this. Democrat politicians advocate things just as absurd on a national level, and millions of "Liberals" and other assorted fools follow them right into the water--doing their best to drag the rest of us into the waiting jaws along with them.

[martin_fierro]

"Shark and Awe"

[gitmo]

He should have tried the ancient yoga practice of levitation.

"On my way to the hospital I started to get cold, and I felt disconnected to what had happened to me. Then I found some form of peace and acceptance that I may die."

We call this state of mind, "shock".

[FReepaholic]

This new age whacko thinks he's something special. Thinks he's better than us non-yoga people.

>>...When my conscious mind finally kicked in..<<

Dude, most of OUR minds kick in LONG before we swim with sharks.

>>...I just understood what had happened, and what had to be done...<<

Nuttin new there Doc. We know that it's time to get to a hospital.

>>...On my way to the hospital I started to get cold, and I felt disconnected to what had happened to me...<<

It's called SHOCK. We all get it after we've been severely injured.

[RoarkMan]

Brain Doner

[stylin19a]

Darwin's are posthumously awarded.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

That cartoon is great!
LOL
Thanks

[headsonpikes]

The problem with being a 'shark-whisperer' is that the shark translates everything you say as 'Eat me now'!

[RoarkMan]

Shouldn't the Discovery Channel be sued for contributory negligence? Letting nimrod sit in shark infested waters in order to film the attract is a real transparent ploy for ratings. Who buys the yoga/breathing tripe? It's more like: Hey, here's an idiot who we can film getting bit.

[LiveFreeOr..]

First Extreme Sports, now Extreme Science.
I guess Science felt it needed to catch up to Extreme Religion, them having had a long rivalry.

I eagerly await the “Science Gone Wild” video series. Or, on second thought maybe not.

[sweetliberty]

"The problem with being a 'shark-whisperer' is that the shark translates everything you say as 'Eat me now'!"

ROTFL!

[Servant of the 9]

This was shown in the US about a month ago, but they didn't mention te Yoga.

SO9

[GreenHornet]

Join us next week on the Discovery Channel, as Erich Ritter stands in the center lane of the New Jersey Turnpike to test his theory that yoga can keep you from getting hit by a truck.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

"I was not angry, upset or anything like that, but I just understood what had happened, and what had to be done," said Dr Ritter.

TRANSLATION: I am an idiot.

[baltodog]

I saw this during shark week on Discovery.
All I coould think of was "duh".
This guy's a doctor -- he makes more than me???!!!!
I think I'll cover myself in B-B-Q sauce and approach a pack of hungry pit-bulls.
Of course, I'll hold no animosity towards them....
Will you guys make sure my wife and family get some of the royalties?

[Arpege92]

I saw that show too....boring except for the woman who was attacked by a shark while swimming. I believe she lost one of her legs.

[skinkinthegrass]

This guy sounds like "Robert Fisk of the Ocean!" Perhaps it was "Yoda," and not "Yoga" that would protect him.

...or JIMMIE CARTER of the shark/humman interaction project...the sharks are looking for prey/and the humans are trying to "get along"...something gotta give...stupid humans, where's the real food.

..a Gore voter, fer sure. :)