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Things only people from the South know
8-27-03 | Unkown

Posted on 08/24/2003 7:38:34 PM PDT by WKB

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To: WaterDragon
I remember back in the '60's when I was in the Navy in
a chow line for breakfast.The guy in front of me was from Mass. We had grits in the line. He asked"what is that,
cream of wheat?" A good old boy behind said,"hell,no,that's Ga. ice cream!!" Scott in Va.
621 posted on 08/25/2003 7:22:20 PM PDT by hillyes
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To: CindyDawg
We don't use miles but time. "about 20 minutes from here" etc


How far is it to the next town? About two beers......
622 posted on 08/25/2003 7:24:50 PM PDT by deport
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To: Polybius
"...one week in Miami..."

YOU WERE IN MIAMI FOR A WEEK?

AND YOU DIDN'T LET ME KNOW!?!?!?!?!

623 posted on 08/25/2003 7:25:11 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (There's no such thing as a stupid question, there are however, many inquisitive morons out there...)
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To: tubebender
LOL!
When I was a little tyke, I pulled a six foot sack.
After I became a teenager I guess it was a fourteen footer.
It was the biggest one they made.

When we weighed up the bolls were part of the load.
They didn't like a lot of leaves, and they would always watch as you dumped in the trailer to make sure you didn't have rocks in your sack.

624 posted on 08/25/2003 7:25:58 PM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: sweetliberty
Only a true southerner would have this license plate:


Is that Louseeanna tag?
625 posted on 08/25/2003 7:27:02 PM PDT by WKB (3!~ ( You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it))
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To: WKB; CindyDawg
"Spraying it with a little Pam don't hurt."

The best way I've found to cure a cast iron skillet is with a good coating of hog lard and cooking for about thirty minutes in a hot oven.

626 posted on 08/25/2003 7:28:13 PM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: WKB
A couple more I haven't seen yet:

. . . You'd think her poppa hung the moon

. . . the bee's knees

. . . lower than a snake's belly in a dried up gulch

627 posted on 08/25/2003 7:28:36 PM PDT by Think free or die
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To: hillyes
',"hell,no,that's Ga. ice cream!!"'

LOL!
Ain't heard that one!

628 posted on 08/25/2003 7:29:39 PM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: TexasCowboy
What was the deepest well you ever drilled and who's rig is that on your homepage?
629 posted on 08/25/2003 7:31:19 PM PDT by WKB (3!~ ( You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it))
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To: pointsal
A true southerner names his male children "Bo" or "Beau" and the female children "Dixie".

It is common knowledge that Jerry Lee Lewis, Mickey Gilley and Jimmy Swaggart are cousins. I recently learned that all three have the same middle name.

My priest's daddy, Malcolm Lee, named his sons David Lee and Michael Lee. David Lee was expected to follow the tradition, but has been a disappointment to Malcolm Lee.

My daddy was Robert Lee.

630 posted on 08/25/2003 7:32:30 PM PDT by don-o
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To: WKB
"Is that Louseeanna tag?"

Yep. I took that a couple of weeks ago waiting in line at a What-a-Burger down there. I just happened to have my camera handy and couldn't pass that up.

631 posted on 08/25/2003 7:32:58 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: sweetliberty
Yep. I took that a couple of weeks ago waiting in line at a What-a-Burger down there. I just happened to have my camera handy and couldn't pass that up.


I saw one from Oregon the other day that read
"PMS-24\7"
632 posted on 08/25/2003 7:34:43 PM PDT by WKB (3!~ ( You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it))
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To: TexasCowboy
Them's clods boy, not rocks. Anything that would stain the fibers was a no no cause you got docked for it,

My first sack was a "gunny sack" that mama sewed a strap on. That was 1939 and I was six. I have a photo in my album...

633 posted on 08/25/2003 7:35:11 PM PDT by tubebender
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To: WKB
The deepest well I was ever on went to 30,100' in the Anadarko Basin.
The deepest well I ever finished went to 24,850' in the Permian Basin.
The rig on my home page is H&P drilling just outside of Rivera, Texas. We went to 18,200' on that one.
634 posted on 08/25/2003 7:35:35 PM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: WKB
Sounds like a westerner.
635 posted on 08/25/2003 7:36:16 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: brianl703
"I see that "pop" (as opposed to soda) is a common term there too (as it is in Chicago)."

There where? It's coke here.

636 posted on 08/25/2003 7:38:46 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: tubebender
"Them's clods boy, not rocks."

No, in some parts it was rocks.
When my dad landed the job of foreman on the cotton farm in Bakersfield, he had to hire wet backs to go in front of the mechanical cotton picker to gather up the rocks so it wouldn't tear up the spindles.
You weren't too far ahead of me.
I was born in 1939.

637 posted on 08/25/2003 7:39:40 PM PDT by TexasCowboy (COB1)
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To: WKB
LOL! I've only read the first hundred and the last ten!
638 posted on 08/25/2003 7:41:35 PM PDT by WaterDragon (America the beautiful, I love this nation of immigrants.)
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To: TexasCowboy
The deepest well I was ever on went to 30,100

The rig on my home page is H&P

You beat me the deepest I ever went was 23,500.

I worked for H&P in the 70's. My first drilling job was with them.
I was a tool Pusher for Delta Drilling (Tyler Tx) in 1986 and 3 months later drawing unemployment.

Got out and never went back.
639 posted on 08/25/2003 7:41:41 PM PDT by WKB (3!~ ( You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it))
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To: WaterDragon
LOL! I've only read the first hundred and the last ten!


You missed a lot talk about salt on watermelon.
640 posted on 08/25/2003 7:45:14 PM PDT by WKB (3!~ ( You can hear it anywhere but only here can you tell the world what you think about it))
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