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Beer Church; The Largest Unorganized Religion in the World!
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Posted on 07/25/2003 11:00:02 AM PDT by mhking
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To: brewcrew
Ah, British dentistry...Big ears, big brew...
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:30:56 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: bedolido
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:31:25 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Please don't let my post be the last on the thread!)
To: ctlpdad
I hate it when that happens
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:32:09 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Please don't let my post be the last on the thread!)
To: bedolido
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:32:53 AM PDT
by
mhking
To: mhking; *Wod_list; jmc813
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:33:00 AM PDT
by
MrLeRoy
(The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. - Jefferson)
To: MrLeRoy; yall
In Heaven there is no Beer
that's why we drink it here...
To: mhking
![](http://www.beerforthehomeless.com/images/needbeer.jpg)
Welcome to the Beer For The Homeless website
This site is dedicated to the thousands of men and women in America who have been relegated to the status of children, regardless of their age, by the do-gooders of society who believe that merely because a person has no home they should therefore not be allowed to drink beer. There are plenty of organizations that will provide food, clothing, education, even shelter to the homeless. But every one of them refuses to treat their "clients" as mature adults and the vast majority of them even have rules that forbid the legal consumption of alcohol. What is it about these otherwise well-meaning people that they would refuse to treat their fellow human beings as mature adults? Merely because one has no home does not mean that one is somehow a second-class citizen and is no longer allowed the simple pleasures that society allows to those "lucky" enough to put a roof over their head. So, that is where Beer For The Homeless steps up and strikes a blow for equality and human rights. Through this website, we will raise money to purchase and distribute beer to those who want it. Good old fashioned 100% American beer. The kind our fathers and grandfathers drank when defending this great country around the world to keep the principles of democracy and freedom of choice strong and alive.
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:38:43 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: mhking
Hey, beer is the root cause of civilization. Nomads learned to come back to the same place and learned to cultivate grain. Why? In order to make beer, PTB (Praise the Brewer). ;^)
I'm a member of the Unorganized Reformed Third Church of Beer. We don't consider Light (turn head, spit) to be beer. The heretics, who drink that poison shall descend into the hell of warm, watery, light beer. Pah!
To: null and void; All
wasn't there a song years ago that went "I love beer... it makes me a jolly old fellow"?
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:40:15 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: bedolido
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:42:52 AM PDT
by
ctlpdad
(Please don't let my post be the last on the thread!)
To: Phantom Lord
"A beer won't drive you crazy,
won't ask you where you been.
A beer won't call you lazy,
and bad-mouth all your friends.
A beer won't turn you down
when you want 'em near,
And all in all, I'd rather have a beer!"
"I'd Rather Have A Beer"
Don Pinkleton
Three Lefts Do
(c) 1993 Pinkletunes
Used with permission.
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:42:56 AM PDT
by
talleyman
(Land of the freep and home of the brave)
To: mhking
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
To: ctlpdad
Toast: May the brain cells we are about to kill be the ones that have been holding us back. Skoal!
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:49:41 AM PDT
by
DManA
To: dead
As an atheist, I must say that I don't believe in churches, in general. However, this is one I can fully support.
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:49:49 AM PDT
by
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
To: HurkinMcGurkin
what is she wearing? Is that a see thru skirt? Maybe my X-Ray glasses have finally kicked in (if they have... stay out of my sight Bella Abzug)
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:51:50 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: bedolido
what is she wearing? Is that a see thru skirt? LOL! I didn't even catch that. Looks like it.
Actually, when I first read your response, I thought you wrote "shirt" because the response was just above others on my personal list from the "Kate Hudson" thread where there is a picture of Kate in a see through shirt. I read too fast sometimes.
To: MineralMan
Oh.. were that the purchase of beer might be considered a tax deductible religious donation.
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:56:29 AM PDT
by
SouthParkRepublican
(There are no bad beers... just varying degrees of good.)
To: HurkinMcGurkin
"Kate Hudson" thread where there is a picture of Kate in a see through shirt.lol... and where might this thread be... old friend?
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posted on
07/25/2003 11:57:36 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: Xenalyte; humblegunner; Bacon Man
We are THERE. Our Beer Church is called Nick's.
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posted on
07/25/2003 12:02:54 PM PDT
by
Allegra
( No tagline to see here...move along...move along...)
To: mhking; Yehuda; dennisw; yonif; SJackson
The best part is that you don't have to convert from your own religion in order to join!
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posted on
07/25/2003 12:07:32 PM PDT
by
Alouette
(Every politician should live next door to a pimp, so he can have someone to look up to.)
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