Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama: Special Gay Pride Edition!

Yahoo News Photos | 14 July 03 | Me and Yahoo News photos

[dead]

I'm too sexy for my hat.
Too sexy for my hat.

[swheats]

This proves that freaks don't just come out at night.

[bc2]

don't worry, I've kept it along with this one!

regards!

[Maria S]

No offense to anyone, but...it was important and/or necessary to post this bunch of garbage because.....

[Mr. Silverback]

Ping!

[Imagine]

(I just had to post this...)


Homosexuality:

Homosexuality is deviant sexual behavior and a mental illness.

Homosexuals: 1) subject their body parts to uses nature did not intend, such activities often presenting immediate risk to the participants; 2) are prone to greater suicide, depression and other mental disorders and deficiencies than the heterosexual population at large; 3) are prone to far greater sexually transmitted diseases, including AIDS, than the (normal) heterosexual population; 4) molest young people (pedophilia) at a far greater rate than heterosexuals; 5) engage in degrading sexual promiscuity, oftentimes engaging in risky sex with many partners during the same event; 6) are engaged in aggressive and widespread efforts to indoctrinate our children by introducing the homosexual lifestyle using public schools as the primary indoctrination “vehicle” and likewise, through the movie/music/TV industry, with the dual goals of gaining school-age acceptance of homosexuality and encouraging sexual activity among children, especially same-sex experimentation; 7) view most everything through a mindset heavily biased in favor of the homosexual lifestyle and culture, which renders them mostly useless when asked to opine on matters that normal heterosexuals better resolve.

The mental deficiencies described herein applying to homosexuals shall not be confused with the deficiencies associated with the left wing democrat/socialist/marxist/ feminist/environmentalist minds, etc., which have their own distinct set of mental disorders.

This doesn't even touch on what the Bible has to say about homosexuality.

[Mr. Silverback]

.......I think you got the best captions for all of them though.

Thank you very much.

[cincinnati65]

You gotta love his "pink" tie, along with his rainbow flag...."See, I'm really one of you...."

It's a wonder he's not in drag. At least then, he could simultaneously claim that he was and was NOT there out of opposite sides of his mouth.

[RichInOC]

"...And today...a side of Christopher Lowell you've never seen before...."

[Alouette]

Surely, y'all can do better than that one! :-)

Sigh. These are Photoshopped, but they look so much more normal than the real ones.

[kaktuskid]

On the first picture...John Cleese hasn't been the same since the Monty Python days...

[Mr. Silverback]

The pic with the the guy with his Penis in a bottle.

I'm not sure that's what's going on in that pic, I think that he's just carrying the bottle in his hand and it's swinging near his groin as he walks. I'll grant you, however, that I just don't want to look all that closely.

As for the little girl, heck yeah! Who would take their kids to one of these things?

[Mr. Silverback]

The picture of Schumer is a KEEPER!!!!

You betcha!!

[mhking]

Just damn.

[Mr. Silverback]

As Mike Warnke once said in answer to a similar question ("What is the purpose of all the jokes?!!?")...

"To make you laugh."

I am not offended by you objection, but making fun of socialist, communists and other assorted destroyers of freedom is what I do.

[Mr. Silverback]

Roger that.

[Mr. Mojo]

This uh, thing, looks a little like the dude who used to show up at sporting events and mug for the cameras a couple decades ago. (Although he seems to have put on about 70 pounds, grown a huge rack, and moved the rainbow coloration from his head hair to his beard).

And this guy (on the right) looks a little too much like Paul Stanley (of the band KISS).

[DoctorMichael]

This doesn't even touch on what the Bible has to say about homosexuality.

Paraphrase from a Dennis Praeger Show I heard awhile back: 'When one reads the Old Testament in the original Hebrew you find that there are different words for "SIN" in the Bible AND these different words for "SIN" are used very specifically in the Hebrew Old Testement'.

'There is a word for "SIN" that means the lowest form......the vilest form.......the dirtiest form......the most blasphemous form of "SIN". THIS word for "SIN" is only used once in the whole Hebrew Bible. THIS is the word used in describing homsexuality'.

[Redcloak]

Ever wonder what to do with all of those free AOL disks you get in the mail?

[Capitalism2003]

Every person in those pics will be voting democrat in 04.