Libertarian Party: Color-Coded Terror Alert System is Useless and Should be Scraped

Libertarian Party press release ^ | July 4, 2003 | George Getz

[CWOJackson]

"I'm not Libertarian, DUmmy!"

And I'm not a member of your family.

"That premise being that the borders are being protected by the one party cartel to begin with..."

And you call someone else a dummy? At least if you claim to be an lp'er and spout that kind of dumb crap people won't think you're an individual looney, just one of the incorporated looney party types.

Vile? There again, you seem to keep wanting to mix me up with one of your family. Thankfully I don't belong to that lower segment of the gene pool...

[CWOJackson]

Of course the President has...and he's the reason your wife has fat thighs, your pet gerbil died and there are strange chemicals in your beer that are making your hair fall out...all part of his plan.

[BlackbirdSST]

Move you back to my irrelevant folder. Blackbird.

[CWOJackson]

There you go again trying to make me a member of your family...no thanks.

[Badray]

Who are you and what did you do with the *real* Kevin Curry?

[Badray]

" Alright, who are you and what have you done with Kevin Curry?

All kidding aside, great post.

I just came to this thread and read KC's post and made the exact same comment. I thought that I was pretty clever until I saw you beat me by three days. LOL, But GMTA.

[Badray]

"The whole idea of the Libertarian Party actually trying to effectively govern a nation of the size and comlexity of the United States is side-splittingly laughable. They despise government, yet they desperately want to govern. They despise politicians, but they would be politicians."

Oh. Never mind the previous question. I see that the *real* Kevin is back.

[iconoclast]

Him? Win. You? Lose.

Time will tell.

[headsonpikes]

SCRAPPING the color-code system????!!!

We need MORE colors, though, for more subtle threats!!!

THEN we'll be safer!