Kerry donation gets hammered

The Boston Herald ^ | 4/13/03 | The Buzz column

[friendly]

Mrs. Heinz is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. The junior senator might be worth a couple of million at best.

Absolutely true. But Crazy Lady bankrolls Ketchup Boy's politics somewhat.

[Cultural Jihad]

Here's the lesson he wants everyone to learn: "Be narcissistic, self-centered, and cheap, like I am!" (Is his running mate going to be Harry Browne?)

[Nevermore]

I can appreciate that it is "her" money, not his. But he's trying to convince America that, as a millionaire in his own right, he can't pony up more than a publicity photo? Not even a weekend on Cape Cod or "Skull & Bones" T-shirt?! Oh, yeah. That's believable...