[WriteOn]

Massachusetts is totally screwed up.

[onedoug]

Somehow, we've got to end public education.

[jimt]

"If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that?"

I've never applied 20,000 volts to my genital area either.

The question is idiotic. The "recruitment" couldn't be plainer.

[Lancey Howard]

(Yawn) This is in Massachusetts, right?
Those people get exactly what they deserve.
I can already envision my relatives in Maine once again shaking their heads and muttering, "mass-holes".

Good luck!

[aristeides]

Did Mitt Romney say anything about Fistgate during his gubernatorial campaign?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Does not stop does it. I wonder how it could be stopped?

[doug from upland]

Can we somehow convince the North Koreans to target the Mass. Dept. of Education?

[doug from upland]

(From the archives. I linked a new MIDI, but my sound has crashed so I hope this one tracks okay.

Have we lost our freaking minds in this country? They are teaching this stuff to children. When are NAMBLA and the disgusting degenerates who promote this stuff going to be stopped! We are watching our culture be destroyed.

Note -- I have tried to lampoon this without being graphic and hope it does not get pulled. I hope it alerts those who have not heard about this to do something about it.

MIDI - TWISTING THE NIGHT AWAY

Massachusetts is the place…we are cutting to the chase
Life here is a hectic pace…fisting the night away

If you have just turned thirteen…bring a glove and Vaseline
You’ll learn something really keen…fisting the night away

Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go

We will teach it in your school…NAMBLA guys are really cool
Do it in a spa or pool…fisting the night away

Tell your parents it’s your choice…they don’t even have a voice
For the feeling you’ll rejoice…fisting the night away

Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go

(lengthy musical interlude)

Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go

Try it once and you’ll be sold…all your friends should then be told
You will want it more than gold…fisting the night away

Do it in the bathroom stall…do it at the local mall
Do it in the study hall…fisting the night away

Fisting…fisting…it’s more fun than you can know
Try it…fisting…fisting…it is the way to go

[EdReform]

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Parents' Rights Coalition

[Fiddlstix]

Barf!

[ArGee]

Four years later in 2003, the Gay/Straight Alliance at Newton North High School, with the help of the state Dept, of Education, is handing out leaflets to students arriving at the school, which ask questions such as, "If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that?"

If you have never slept on a bed of nails, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?

If you have never eaten breakfast cereal in automotive gasoline, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?

If you have never tried bologna made from cow dung, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?

OK, I've heard of some dumb ideas before, but the idea that you have to actually try something before you can know if you would "prefer" it is bogus with a capital bog. Surely the SADs can do better with their recruitment brochures.

Does anybody else remember those Alka-Seltzer commercials, "Try it ... you'll LIKE it. So I tried it. Thought I was gonna DIE."

Shalom.

[wcbtinman]

The people of MA need to practice Fistgatus Interruptus.

[EdReform]

"The homosexual movement has a history of trying to claw its way into places its agenda doesn’t belong, not for the betterment of mankind, but simply to legitimize and normalize perverse behavior. This is apparent in the all-too-common need of homosexuals to declare their sexuality rather than simply do the job they sign on to do.

This is extremely detrimental - first, it creates conflict with others as most believe homosexuality to be wrong, and it shows that the full efforts of the employed homosexual are not going towards performing the task at hand but largely to declaring their lifestyle. When it comes to serious concerns such as the Church, schools, and the Boy Scouts that involve our children, we can’t take the risk of giving them this power to destroy the values we as parents try to instill, nor can we put our country’s welfare at stake by turning these pivotal foundational institutions and our military into homosexual social experiments.

The homosexual movement is marked by two major tendencies: the tendency to continually infiltrate all good aspects of society; and once they have achieved that, the tendency to destroy this good. Public education, the Boy Scouts, the military, and now the Catholic Church have been targeted, and all have been hurt by the effects of homosexuality. The media and the Church must break its silence towards this enemy. If they do not, the people themselves must rise up and expose it..."

-- Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, Homosexual Priests: A Time for Truth, The Washington Dispatch, May 6, 2002

[lavaroise]

Poor kids, they have so little time for themselves in their lives shortened by AIDS and freaks making overt or "accademic" sexual demands on them for free... and they call this fake currency that steals from children freedom of speech.

I call it felony confinement and intimidation via accademic based sexual harrasssment of the gravest kind. It's time the sheeple woke up and stopped the Nazies heading them to the mass grave pit to be shot and held charges against these scumbags!!!!!!

[EdReform]

Indexing...

[PatrioticAmerican]

Bump to people Bush should wage serious war upon!

[TLI]

"If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that?"

I have never blown my brains out either, but a few milliseconds of focused thought gave me the correct course of action on that issue.

[EdReform]

BTTT

[HiTech RedNeck]

Fistgate IV will be held again on March 15 to teach teenagers how to play with the sexual organs of other students.

And to teach teenagers how to treat nonsexual organs of other teenagers as sexual organs. Sick.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Four years later in 2003, the Gay/Straight Alliance at Newton North High School, with the help of the state Dept, of Education, is handing out leaflets to students arriving at the school, which ask questions such as, "If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know that you wouldn't prefer that?"

Imagine the queer and suddenly-puritan liberal furor if the question asked "If you have never slept with a person of the opposite sex..."