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Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"
The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

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To: Paul Cruce; Snow Bunny; AAPATRIOT; Jethro Tull; Dukie; Arator; Clinton's a liar; Jeff Head; ...
"FReepin' on DeeCee!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town!!
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Summer's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Summer's here and the time's just right...
We're gonna bring down those Elites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" eight years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's Worth The Fight!!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!!
'Cuz Summer's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

BTW...Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America.

Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Slick WillieJeff Clinton is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. BillyBoy most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGFITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 12th day of August in the Two-Thousandth Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

321 posted on 03/07/2003 10:05:52 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Grampa Dave; FreeTheHostages; EdReform
"BTTT!!"
322 posted on 03/07/2003 10:50:44 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim; MurryMom; Landru; conservativemusician; jla; sultan88
Mud:"What--specifically--did TheBoss do to git added to this GalleryOfRogueScoundrels, pray tell?!"

Ain't being from Joisey enuff fer ya?!?

I don't know, but I intend to find out what Mr.Philadelphia did, or said.
Doesn't the fact that Springsteen is buddies with Dustin Hoffman & Robin Williams indicate: "guilt by birds of a feather association"?

Sheesh, someone's got to look out fer ya, boy! You nuzzle up to MurryMama types like no one I never seen before!

323 posted on 03/07/2003 11:37:42 AM PST by FBD
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To: ALOHA RONNIE; Landru; Snow Bunny
Thanks fer the kudos, my FRiend...it's an honor to tell you that I will be hookin' up my new DVD player this evening so I can finally enjoy "We Were Soldiers" in its entirety and uninterrupted since my VHS copy got eaten up!!

What's yer favorite scene, mi amigo?!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

BTW...Landru, and when I'm done watchin' "WWS", I'll pop in that "Network" movie you suggested!!

324 posted on 03/07/2003 11:58:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: FBD
"Doesn't the fact that Springsteen is buddies with Dustin Hoffman & Robin Williams indicate: 'guilt by birds of a feather association'?"

You're damned right it does; &, then some.
I've been trying to tell that guy the exact same thing for the past couple of years -- at least -- myself.

But?
He's thick, y'know?
A better text book example of a clinical Peter Pan Complex would be awfully hard to find, I swear.

Y'know something else, FTD??
You're really growing on me.
Ya got a damned good head on your shoulders; if, you picked up on that dirty *little* detail concerning, "The Boss."

...makes you no ones fool, in my book.

325 posted on 03/07/2003 11:58:55 AM PST by Landru
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To: FBD
"Mr. Philadelphia"

Just becuz a dude does what he can to lessen the suffering of AIDS victims don't make 'em a Lib'ral RAT-DOLT, IMHO...MUD

326 posted on 03/07/2003 12:00:28 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: FBD
"Where's the PROOF?!!"

Allegations are one thing, but where's the PROOF?!

MUD

BTW...Steve Forbes is from Joisey!!

327 posted on 03/07/2003 12:02:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
"I'll pop in that "Network" movie you suggested!!"

You mean, that I bought you, don't you?
In any event, that was back in what...December of 2002?

~eh?

...what's the rush. ;^) (~glad you're finally gettin' to it...)

328 posted on 03/07/2003 12:02:31 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"What's the Rush?!"

I've been busy, dude...as soon as I hook up that DVD Player Santa brought, I've got 10-12 new DVDs to sort thru...takes time, my FRiend, and that's the thing I got least of...MUD

329 posted on 03/07/2003 12:04:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: FBD
"Allegations are one thing, but where's the PROOF?!"

Tell him you AIN'T gonna respond to his inquisition until he cleans up his pronounciation.

~ie, "Allegations are one thing, but where's the POOF?!"

...& ya can tell 'em *I*, GAS-L, said so, too.

330 posted on 03/07/2003 12:09:16 PM PST by Landru
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To: FBD; MurryMom
"You nuzzle up to MurryMama types like no one I never seen before!"

She started it...MUD

331 posted on 03/07/2003 12:09:35 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Landru
Thank you, Senator DA$$hole...MUD
332 posted on 03/07/2003 12:10:12 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
333...MUD
333 posted on 03/07/2003 12:10:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
Senator DA$$hole??????????
Whaaaaaaaat?

My-my don't we ever have a short memory.

...be thinkin' the Bent1's staff, young man.

334 posted on 03/07/2003 12:14:30 PM PST by Landru
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To: Charles Henrickson
CH's "WHO'LL STOP THE GRAY?"
(To be sung to "Who'll Stop the Rain?")

Long as I remember,
I've looked thirty-three.
I hear the waitress sayin',
"Must see some ID."
Who can guess my age is
Fifty years today?
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll spot the gray?

Won't do Grecian Form'la,
And I don't want Just For Men.
I can say the white hairs
Are blond ones just mixed in.
Still the gray keeps comin',
More and more each day,
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?

Tried to trim the white ones
Out of my goatee,
But if I shave it all off,
I'll look seventeen!
Still the gray keeps comin'--
Make it go away!
And I wonder,
Still I wonder:
Who'll stop the gray?

Charlie Henrickson
March 7, 2003

GREAT Work, my FRiend...MUD

BTW...FWIW, I look quite distinguished...LOL!!

335 posted on 03/07/2003 12:17:28 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Landru
"the Bent1's staff..."

Robert Rubin?! NO!!! Lanny Davis!! Yep...that's it!! I always git him mixed up with Bawney Fwank...LOL!!

I got yer "POOF" Right HERE!!!

MUD

336 posted on 03/07/2003 12:20:11 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: Landru; Mudboy Slim; conservativemusician; Happygal; jla
Landru:"Y'know something else, FTD??
You're really growing on me."

Aw...shucks... Thanks 'Dru!
Roses are red,
And you're alright too...

But I still ain't gonna swap spit wid'ya! :^D

FRegards,
FTD


337 posted on 03/07/2003 12:36:14 PM PST by FBD
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To: Mudboy Slim
Mud:"Allegations are one thing, but where's the PROOF?!"

Landru:"Allegations are one thing, but where's the POOF?!"

LOL!! Lanny, is that you? :^D

338 posted on 03/07/2003 12:41:05 PM PST by FBD
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To: Landru; FBD; jla; sultan88; conservativemusician
"'guilt by birds of a feather association'?"

To save SOULS, you gotta go where the sinners are, my FRiends...MUD

BTW...CM, I think I can get tickets to the NFL Season Opener on 4 September 2003, wherein my Skins apply a MAJOR-LEAGUE BUTT-WHUPPIN' on yer J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets in front of a World-Wide TeeVee audience...can you make it down?! I'll make the signs.

339 posted on 03/07/2003 12:44:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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To: FBD; Landru
"I still ain't gonna swap spit wid'ya!"

Y'all are gittin' too close to that as it is...SHEEEESH, Git a ROOM!!

You can dress 'em up but you can't take 'em out...MUD

340 posted on 03/07/2003 12:46:21 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."KorruptKlintonKlan DemonRATS LOATHE FRee-Market Capitalism!!")
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