[Jeremiah Jr]

Ouch!

[spectr17]

Banzaii!!!

[Porterville]

You think that's something?? I got two balls between my legs!!!

[webber]

"Well, that's one of them. Now where's the other one? is it still inside my pants?"

[lorrainer]

Reportedly said by Harry Caray (I don't know if this is urban legend or not, but it's good for a laugh):

While looking at camera shots of the crowd during a Cubs game, he spied a loving couple in the stands. He is supposed to have said something like this, "Look at the lovebirds! He kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls!"

[Hoverbug]

"Two's company, three's a crowd."

[Thinkin' Gal]

More than just a ping.

[rpage3]

Over the Christmas holidays, I read a book titled, "Double Take - Politically Incorrect Limericks" by some body named Jaggero which might provide a great caption to this picture (something along the lines of "don't worry no damage will be done here..."); it's a funny as heck and cheap book that makes some interesting observations about sports (in general) and baseball players (in particular). It also has some great takes on terrorism/terrorists, politicians (ours), pop-culture (& Hollywood leftists e.g. it actually predicted that Bill Maher will return on cable...) and society. Check out their website here:

http://www.doubletakebook.com

I'll say this too, if this book had a liberal slant it would be hailed by the media as a pure work of art! A picture I took of a poster ad (in NYC) can be seen here:

http://home.nyc.rr.com/sandr/poster1.jpg


By the way, I sent this book as a gift to a few of my liberal "friends" last Christmas, I haven't heard from them since...makes me wonder!

[E Rocc]

The uniform he is wearing greatly reduces any sympathy I might normally have. >:)

-Eric

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

serves you right for crowding the plate when pedro is on the mound

[tomkat]

no witty caption here.
but: dear god, i can hardly wait for opening day ...

( baseball = a breath of sanity (ideally) in a world increasingly mad )