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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes ~ February 24 2003
68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen
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To: tomkow6; bentfeather
Hurry up, tomkow! Bentfeather is over there swooning and she needs to get up to post beautiful words in the Poetry Branch. She's wasting time swooning over Barry and you are dancing by yourself. Why don't you go over by her and get her "motivated" to get up! I'm sure your dancing will do the trick!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:34:08 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: tomkow6
Hey! I like Mexican food. LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:34:50 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: MoJo2001
Me, too! But is DOES seem to have some, um, shall I say, an "effect" on me.
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:36:43 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....g)
To: MoJo2001; tomkow6
Oh my Gawd MOJO, not that horrible fat blue thing dancing!! Is that what you mean for me and tomkow to dance!!
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh no, not today, it's Monday!!
To: bentfeather
I'm waiting!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:41:28 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....g)
To: bentfeather
Hey! He's kind of sexy in a Fat Albert kind of way. LOL!!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:43:31 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: tomkow6
You have to kiss a lot of frogs these days!
I'm waiting!
To: tomkow6
LOL!
To: MoJo2001; tomkow6
Hold on tomkow I'm getting ready!!
To: bentfeather; tomkow6; MoJo2001
You three are too funny...lol
To: bentfeather; tomkow6
Well, too bad for tomkow6. A woman does take forever to get things in order. What with washing the hair, painting the fingernails, gagging, and drying the hair. The first dance wth tomkow is already a passing thought. LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:53:25 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: bentfeather
Notice I didn't volunteer to dance with him. LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:54:00 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: Bethbg79
That's what happens when you have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS! LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:54:24 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: tomkow6
To be romantic, you need to write bentfeather a poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar Is Sweet,
And so are you!!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:55:30 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
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To: MoJo2001
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar Is Sweet,
And so are you!!
BUT:
The roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar is lumpy
And so is my head...........
I'm a poet, but don't know it;
But my feet sure show it............
They're LONGFELLOWS!
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posted on
02/24/2003 7:59:01 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....g)
To: MoJo2001
That's what happens when you have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS! LOL!
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:00:06 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....g)
To: Bethbg79
I am the little blonde FReeper here Beth!
We like to have fun!! LOL
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:02:31 AM PST
by
Soaring Feather
(Little Blonde FReepers have more fun!!!)
To: MoJo2001
Yeah!!!!!! I noticed that MoJo, thanks a lot!
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:03:27 AM PST
by
Soaring Feather
(Little Blonde FReepers have more fun!!!)
To: Bethbg79
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:03:30 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....giggle....snicker....g)
To: radu; Radix; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; kneezles; MeeknMing; SevenofNine; ...
At sea aboard USS Saipan (LHA 2) Feb. 20, 2003 -- Mess Management Specialist 3rd Class Anthony Naranjo from Reno, Nev., prepares dinner rolls for the wardroom mess. Petty Officer Naranjo attended the Culinary Institute of America through Task Force Excel, a Navy program designed to increase the skills and marketability of its personnel. Saipan is currently on deployment with Amphibious Task Force East (ATF-E) in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate 3rd Class Robert M Schalk.
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posted on
02/24/2003 8:17:15 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(...........I make a lot of dough in the Navy)
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