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Posted on 02/20/2003 4:29:57 PM PST by T Minus Four
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To: JackelopeBreeder
ROTFLMAO
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posted on
02/20/2003 6:47:09 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: 4mer Liberal
Germany: You have 2 cows, engineered to produce poison. You secretly sell the poison to Iraq and North Korea.
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posted on
02/20/2003 6:50:37 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: T Minus Four
An American: You have 2 cows, but mass production, r and d, advertizing, good capitalization and a sound business plan manage to become the worlds biggest milk exporter.
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posted on
02/20/2003 7:05:10 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: T Minus Four
Freerepublic.com: You have nearly 100,000 cows, and millions of people watching them. The cows are insightful, and many people who listen to them take them seriously. Some even use them to prepare for their evening newscasts or talk-radio shows.
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posted on
02/20/2003 7:10:12 PM PST
by
July 4th
To: ffusco
An American: You have 2 cows, but mass production, r and d, advertizing, good capitalization and a sound business plan manage to become the worlds biggest milk exporter.....but other people who own two cows move them to Mexico or Indonesia where, ducking taxes, and labor/minimum wage requirements, they sell their milk cheaper, driving you out of business.
To: July 4th
LOL! Who are you calling a cow?
To: T Minus Four
bump---LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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posted on
02/20/2003 7:15:14 PM PST
by
aeronca
To: T Minus Four
But through market diversification you specialize in dairy information and services, trade milk futures, finance dairies worldwide,specialize in dairy law, train the best dairy technicians....
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posted on
02/20/2003 7:18:38 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: July 4th
Mooooo!
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posted on
02/20/2003 7:21:00 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: ffusco
MicroCow
To: T Minus Four
A Mexican corporation: You have 2 cows. You wake up to find they have run north and entered the U.S. illegally, where they apply for government assistance.
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posted on
02/20/2003 9:34:06 PM PST
by
Hoverbug
(whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
To: T Minus Four
Encow, Mooliburton, Tycow
This is kinda fun!
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posted on
02/20/2003 9:45:57 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: ffusco
Love your tag line :-)
To: T Minus Four
Trans Global Bovine
udder nonsense!
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posted on
02/20/2003 9:51:13 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: T Minus Four
Thanks!, I got it from Ed Koch. I'm a native New Yorker, a Texan since '96.
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posted on
02/20/2003 9:54:20 PM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: T Minus Four
Love your tag line :-) I dunno. It's Greek (latin) to me! :^)
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posted on
02/20/2003 9:55:13 PM PST
by
Hoverbug
(whadda ya mean, "we don't get parachutes"!?!)
To: ffusco
I know he thinks the French are anti-Semetic, didn't know he spoke Latin. I guess he hated the French before hating the French was cool.
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posted on
02/20/2003 10:03:15 PM PST
by
T Minus Four
(Isn't that a country song? Maybe it should be.)
To: ffusco
AT&Teet (grooooaaaaaaaan)
To: T Minus Four
Good One!
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posted on
02/21/2003 5:56:42 AM PST
by
ffusco
(Omnis Gallia delenda est!)
To: T Minus Four
didn't know he spoke LatinD'oh! Spoke = knew, of course.
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