"Human Shields” Hold First War Council in Baghdad

Islam-Online ^ | February 18

[listenhillary]

Gathered in a smoke-filled hall of a Baghdad hotel

Pardon me dudes but could you NOT SMOKE in here? You know it's like poopin in my lentils, you know?

[goldstategop]

If Saddam ran for U.S President he'd win the Leftie vote here by a landslide. That's how bad it is and that's how degenerate the other side is today.

[goldstategop]

Very convenient eh? They drop the anti-smoking jihad to get along with a dictator. Then again given their common totalitarian mindsets its not surprising the Left and Saddam are such jolly bedfellows.

[Reb Raider]

Thank you France, Germany , United Nations, and peace marchers everywhere. You just keep giving Saddam more time to make it harder on our soldiers, and if the choice is between you or our brave men and women, our soldiers safety comes first.

Hey, maybe Saddam will let you guard a milk factory! And women--get raped for Saddam! Ask Iraqi women how it's done, they have had lots of experience with that. Brave human shield men--into torture? Try out some while your there, Saddam's thugs have lots of varieties depending on what you are into. I hope you brought some family members because they love killing those while you watch! Ask around to get pointers on how it's done over there.

You think life is so good for the Iraqi people, I hope you get a taste of it while you are there!I would hate for those fortunate people to have to live without all these amenities, so bang your chest and sing kum bah yah, although with your head so far up your bo-honkie it may be difficult!

[.45MAN]

Ok they will last about 30 seconds, and if any of them survive hopefully they will not be allowed back in this country... They have found their home....These people are traiters......

[tet68]

Their ambitions run high. They hope to prevent thousands of tons of U.S. bombs raining down on Iraq at the launch of any campaign

the only thing higher is their stupidity.

[Looking4Truth]

I suppose the Darwin Awards website is going to get very busy soon.

[goldstategop]

A lot of liberal corpses? Personally I think the world will be better off without their likes and the stupidity they bring to it as witnessed in their own conduct.

[Terridan]

"It gives us hope in the future," said Ross, pointing to the group of young men and women who have come from as far a field as New York, London and Istanbul to fight against all odds.

Sounds like they forgot to pack their "kool-aid". Damn, they will feel the flash burn concussions....

[goldstategop]

Jonestown in Baghdad instead of Guyana. What a sight.

[Terridan]

"We have written to ask (former South African president) Nelson Mandela to join us here in Baghdad as a voice for peace," said Canadian Roberta Taman, a leading member of the first group, which arrived in Baghdad a week ago.

This paragraph was even funnier!!! What ganja are they smoking??? Yeah, you are really gonna see Mandela show up to his own funeral! No way, and neither will you see Sarandon, Glover, Babs, and the rest of the communists... ;)

[metalboy]

Common shield: Made of metal, wood, sometimes stone. Can be effective depending on type of weapon used.

Human shield: Totally ineffective. Soft flesh and clothing. Easily penetrated by all types of weapons.

I believe once the bombing begins, these futile attempts at shielding Iraq will be easily overcome and should present no problems to our F-14s

[goldstategop]

They really think lying down in front of Saddam's palaces and military installations is going to deter us from attacking them. In their dreams.

[metalboy]

They`re insane..What are they going to do, catch the bombs? I could just see the order..."Uhh sir, the target has human shields"..."Yeah, so?"

[Rocko]

I'll be curious to see what they do when the bombing campaign begins. Is there a "human shield" ping list?

[goldstategop]

LOL!!! And how do you hold back a bomb that weighs the size of a good car?? These idiots haven't really thought through exactly how they'll defend Iraq from the U.S war machine. No wonder they don't have a plan!

[glockmeister40]

Perhaps they should spread out to the chemical weapons plants and bio warfare labs. Even better, why not join iraqi armored units and sit in tanks? This will really show how serious they are.

These folks are pure publicity hounds and will crap their diapers when the first round flies past them.

May a Warthog distribute 30mm darwin awards to these fools who are way too stupid to live.

[listenhillary]

Hey we made it to Bagdad! cool!

Hey I'm bored, what do you want to do?

I donno, Hey I've got an idea lets go see the pets they are selling in the markets. You know the pets we say on the way in?

Cool, let's get everybody else to go. Hey we all going down to the market to see the pets. They got goats, chickens and bunny rabbits.

[Marauder]

OMG tell me people are not this stupid.

Sorry, no can do. They are, and more so.