ATTACK FRANCE!

AnnCoulter.org ^ | Dec. 20, 2001 | Ann Coulter

[FairOpinion]

I hope it's OK to repost an old Ann Coulter column, but it is becoming more and more timely. I think we SHOULD take over France and Germany, on the way to Iraq. Then they will have a reason to whine, but actually then they wouldn't dare let out a peep. Better we take them over, than Saddam. If it were up to them, they would allow Saddam to take over Europe, not to mention the Middle East.

[VaBthang4]

Okay....where are the pictures?

I thought it was an FR rule that anything she writes must be accompanied by one or two photos.

I personally think she is skinny, pale and dry but i am surprised by the restraint.

[Lexington Green]

If we are struck with WMDs that France/Germany sold to Iraq, then a full retaliatory strike against these states is necessary.

[Indiana Jones]

Years ago, we went to England and France for an anniversary trip. Among the many negative experiences we had in France, one incident stood out - our French maid asked that we leave her a roll of American toilet paper as a tip! Although we were in a 'four star' hotel, we had been advised to bring our own Charmin and were so glad...their 'hygiene' paper was rougher than what we used to use at the local gas station to clean the windshield! Maybe what we're dealing with is a type of TP envy! Where is Mr. Whipple when you really need him?! LOL!

[EscapedDutch]

Let the frogs know how you feel about them:

http://www.info-france-usa.org/contactus.asp

JP

[OOTB]

La France - toujours là quand ils ont besoin de vous!

[Petronski]

I suspect a few packs of Webelos, armed only with .22s, could parachute into Ste. Mere Eglise in Normandy and using only the tools they bring with them and the decommissioned military assets displayed at the Musée Airborne capture the port at Cherbourg within two weeks.

[JusPasenThru]

I think this could be the start of a long and beautiful relationship.

[OOTB]

On peut seulement espérer

[jigsaw]

If we are struck with WMDs that France/Germany sold to Iraq, then a full retaliatory strike against these states is necessary.

Bush should publicly tell the French and Germans that any WMDs the US finds in Iraq will immediately be picked up and airdropped back into France and Germany.

After all, there aren't any WMDs in Iraq now, right?

[DainBramage]

It's not any fun to attack France, they always give up

and their women have hair under their arms.

[Emeraldgold]

Hair or no hair let's take the wine and woman as booty.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Why don't all the terrorist sympathizing, America-hating lefties at DU and elsewhere just move to these Axis of Weasel countries? It would be just like the expulsion of Jews from all the Arab countries after Israel's creation, which the Left continues to ignore.

[GirlShortstop]

I think we SHOULD take over France and Germany, on the way to Iraq.

Ewwww... the aftereffect and thought of the French sharing the patriotic identification of "American" is enough to make me hurl!     

[Dqban22]

How much more arrogant and hypocritical can the French president get? To threaten the Eastern Europeans by denying them entrance to the European Union because of their support for the United States denotes the delirious mind of an old decrepit leader with Napoleonic dreams who lives disassociated with reality. Doesn’t president Chirac forget that once, during the occupation of Spain by Napoleon Bonaparte, the French soldiers taken prisoner after being defeated by the Spaniards were exchanged for « petit couchons ”?

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

and their women have hair under their arms.

Oh yea thats sexy

[Smedley]

We've got to attack France

There's no honor in attacking such sniveling cowards.

[sarasmom]

Maybe not, but since we are waiting to attack someone, why not France? Just to take the edge off...

[My Favorite Headache]

Does anyone on here have the quote on the French made by John McCain recently?