[Tench_Coxe]

Gee, wonder how long it will be till they 'discover' that this relative was also gay, Hispanic, ( enter other here ) on top of being Jewish?

[Rome2000]

Good thing he didn't find out he was Muslim because his canidacy would be over.

[philman_36]

Got to change that diet! Is H57 kosher? And a circumcision (if he isn't already) at his age...OW!

[John123]

Mr. Kerry, you are so special. You managed to marry a wealthy woman, divorce her. Then marry an even wealthier woman. Get elected as a liberal Senator. Now, you are Jewish. What a cap to your life's achievements! (sarcasm)

[MHT]

Too bad that he's not going to discover that his wife DOES have a brain....After reading the Globe article about his wife, Mrs. Heinz, he needs no one else to undermine his campaign. The American public is about as ready to accept her as First Lady as they would be Arianna Huffington.

Wonder if he is going to express equal surprise when he discovers that he's cooked? Catsup, anyone?

[LoneGOPinCT]

If he were Native American, it would have been enough to get Kerry a piece of the Casino business. Poor guy just can't catch a break. Instead he has to settle for the second Jewish American to run for Prez. Must be desperation time in the Kerry camp, looking for anything to bring some excitement to his campaign.