Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Got Sky Above and MUD Below!!"
(To be sung to Tom Russell's "The Sky Above and the Mud Below")

Two Libs strolled in from the South...one rainy Autumn night...
The sky above...and the mud below...
They walked into Ol' Mudboy's Bar...they were DemonRATS by site...
Big Guy's above...but there's MUD below...
They flashed their Guv'ment Credit Card...
"You'll pay, Slim!!" Slick Willie charged!
Ol' Mudboy slams piss-liquor down...
Them Lib'rals start to drinkin'...

Their souls were Void and Black...they FED on Voter's FEARS!!
The Sky above...and Ol' MUD below...
Two Lib'rals oh-so-Powerful...rumor wuz DemBoyz are Queer...
Their LIES disturbed Good Ol' Mudboy so!!
Then JimRob FReeped in, "That beats all...
Slick's "WANTED" poster's on Slim's wall...
Slick Willie and Algore, y'all...
TRAITORS from the White House!!"

Now DemLib'rals they were Chi-Com Whores...National Security they attacked!!
They're LYIN' SCUM!! Tell 'em MUD said so!!
They prance amongst their Media Bores..."Gravitas" DemLeftists lack...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below!!
At Mount Carmel near WacoTown...Thuggish Slick BLITZKRIEGED that Compound...
Two dozen children's deathly howls...
One FACT...the Left's avoided!!

Now Ol' Mudboy was a FReeper...who's known Slick's a DISGRACE!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...tell'im MUD said so!!
He owned that Bar and a memory...Med'yuhWhore'd could not erase!!
Lord's high above...got Ol' MUD below!!
Yeah, Mudboy he could FReep in verse...
The Culture War Right SHALL reverse...
MUD's a Patriot, folks, the Left he'd CURSE...
One man you did not anger!!!

Lord's high above...got MUD below...
Remove Slick's stain...RE-IMPEACH RATS' 'HO!!
Two Lib'rals who did not know...
How much Slim loves this Nation!!

Slick Willie, he's the bold one...MUD inquired about his "quirks"...
"You'll die," said Bill, "'cuz I run this show!!"
Algore said, "Mudboy, we RAPE Sheeple...'cuz they're helpless twirps...
We're LYIN' SCUM...but OUR Base don't know!!
Slim, that Internet I did make...
Your FreeRepublic Left's laws shall break!!
Boy, read the polls, George Dubyuh's tanked...
Big Guv'ment's on a roll!!!"

Well, these Democrats they wuz IGNORANT...they didn't know who Mudboy wuz...
Good Lord's above...got Ol' MUD below.
That FReeper's face grew darker...folks, MUD measured every word...
The sky above...and the mud below...
"You Commie-Pinko sons of bitches...
FEAR my Wrath, you TREAS'NOUS Wretches...
RESIGN NOW...LEAVE DEECEE QUICK!!!
Yer Free Days are a dwindlin'!!!"

Slick Willie ABUSED the I.R.S. ...Bill's tryin' to take OUR Guns...
Slick's THUGS were called....they attacked Mudboy!!
Too late 'cuz MUD had a groooovy sound...and a flamin' writin' pen...
Lord's high above...we got MUD below!!
Slick called his Leftist Minions near...
MUD's just grinnin' EAR-TO-EAR!!! )8^D!!
Said, "Court's in Session...hear ye, hear...
Mudboy Slim's Presidin'!!!"

Well, Slick's Trial commenced and folks did sing...Bill's denials were a JOKE!!
You LIE with pigs...you forfeit yer soul!!
MUD said, "We'll cut Big Guv'ment, boys...we'll cut taxes fer ALL good folks!!
Slick's LYIN' SCUM...and the Left MUST know!!
The Constitution it says somewhere...Crimes are Crimes...Justice Don't Care...
Covet not thy Neighbor's Share...
That's why we fought the Revolution!!"

Now that ol' Times-Dispatch headline...hangs framed on Mudboy's Wall...
"Clinton In Chains...RATS Love Slick MORE!!"
Next to MUD's "Reagan Portrait"...Dutch points Rightward from a horse...
Blue skies above...sure do miss him so.
Folks, the twisted Lib'rals must be smacked...
Our Country's SOUL, Left has attacked...
Slick's TYRANNY Right SHALL retract...
Bill shouldda stuck to Guv'nin'!!

Blue skies above...clear stream below...
The Lib'rals' reign...is damnear o'er!!
The Clinton Curse has been DETHRONED!!
We Celebrate Truth's New Mornin'!!!

MUD (9/25/00)

FReepers...it's time to Make Yer Stand!! Please join your fellow Patriots in Washington, DeeCee on the 15th of February 2003!! It promises to be a day none of us will ever forget!!

FReepersUp...MUD

1 Posted on 09/25/2000 09:43:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Sic Semper Tyrannis)

[sultan88]

"I may have heard her music, but I know I've never heard OF [Allison Krause]..."

Well, are you familiar with "O Brother, Where art Thou?"? She lent her vocals to a number of the songs in that movie and CD.

"I went down to the river to pray..."

[sultan88]

"...you still have my 60's CD, don'tcha?!"

Yes. I still have your "Rock and Roll Relix" CD and meant to give it to you at our last outing, along with a "Sam Cooke - The Man and His Music" that I was gonna loan ya, but alas I left both at home. Next time you'll get 'em.

BTW, I have most of the Relix songs on 45's! They were some great songs! (Do you know what a 45 is?)

[sultan88]

"The RadicalRaightWingWhacko PARENTS who pay their children's tuition can END PROFESSOR TENURE, by aggressively lobbying the UniversityEFFETEELITE who allow this anti-American, PRO-Communism Brainwashing to occur!! It's up to US to stop allowing our children to be handicapped by IgnorantDOLTLib'ralProfessors' skewed interpretations of reality!!"

Lobbying ain't gonna work, unless we happen to be very wealthy. My plan as a parent is to raise up my young un to be a *right wing* professor. My second is working toward that end right now.

[sultan88]

"Back when Sammon's book came out about Al Gore's attempted theft of the 2000 election, I had to look high and low to find it at the B&N out by me."

Yes. The book is "At Any Cost." I had a similar problem - couldn't find it anywhere. I finally located it at Waldens behind some other books, that were apparently placed in front of it for the purpose of hiding it from view. Rush used to tell how some stores did that to his books. It's amazing that conservative books continue to become best sellers, despite these "handicaps".

[sultan88]

"BTW, how's your Dad? Has he had his surgery yet? How are YOU holding up?"

Thanks for asking. My dad had his surgery today in Pennsylvania. I am awaitng a call from my brother or sister. Meanwhile I just returned home form my own procedure a little while ago. I'm doing ok, except for the usual fatigue.

[sultan88]

"One of my best friends is called Trish Murphy..."

Bet there are a lot of Trish Murphy's in your neck of the woods. LOL!! If you like Asleep at the Wheel, you might like my Trish! *L*

[jla]

"...does the political affiliation of the singer actually pass thru your mind?"

Most indubitably...MUD

LOL!!

[jla]

(Get Well, Dad!)

Mega-ditto, that!!

[jla]

I'm a snob, too, you know. Don't go assuming I'm not. :P

Maybe so, but you're our snob and we wouldn't have ya any other way.

[goldilucky]

...On foreign affairs, some think it's irrelevant. I believe it's not. We're living in an interconnected world...And if a crisis comes up, ask who has the judgment and the experience and, yes, the character to make the right decision? And, lastly, the other night on character Governor Clinton said it's not the character of the president but the character of the presidency. I couldn't disagree more. Horace Greeley said the only thing that endures is character. And I think it was Justice Black who talked about great nations, like great men, must keep their word. And so the question is, who will safeguard this nation, who will safeguard our people and our children? I need your support, I ask for your support. And may God Bless the United States of America."

It IS about the character of the presidency...it IS relevant as to who is conducting foreign affairs....and as for the safe guarding of THIS nation...forever may we be the keeper of our arms. And may God help this nation. The U.S. was not created to be interconnected..it was created to be independant!

[goldilucky]

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him!"

-- G. W. Bush, September 13, 2001

"I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority."

-- G. W. Bush, March 13, 2002

[Mudboy Slim]

Osama bin Laden is DEAD, IMHO, and it occurred between 9/13/01 and 3/13/02...MUD

[sultan88]

"Osama bin Laden is DEAD..."

Most indubitably!!

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...and Sodom shall be DETHRONED by 15 February 2003...MUD

[goldilucky]

Osama bin Laden is DEAD...

Oh really, now? I'm supposed to believe that one in the spirit of so-called "patriotism"? If I do then I guess you've got some Florida "acres" to sell me knowing that its mostly swampland.

[Mudboy Slim]

Mia T...the "taglines" are optional...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm supposed to believe that one in the spirit of so-called "patriotism"?"

Believe what you want and fer whatever reason you want...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It IS about the character of the presidency...it IS relevant as to who is conducting foreign affairs..."

Yep...and Thank God we've got a POTUS we can trust AGAIN!!

"The U.S. was not created to be interconnected..it was created to be independent!"

You sound a little Buchananite this evening...LOL!! Too bad Pat's OUT THERE in Left field...MUD

[goldilucky]

I like Buchanan. He's is a man of principles. Something that most of those serving in Congress and the Senate lack.