He's confident to the hilt (and online selling kilts)

Philly Inquirer COM ^ | Posted on Wed, Jan. 15, 2003 | By Reid Kanaley

[vannrox]

Hum.

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[goldstategop]

The one form of dress for men that has no imitators and no competition. This isn't cross-dressing guys; its showing the true Braveheart warrior spirit waiting to be unleashed from within the primal male. Whether its the kilt or tartan you won't look like a sissy on the parade grounds!!! :) :)

[isthisnickcool]

Hmm, you could hide a Glock or two under that thing....

[goldstategop]

Oh I can thing of two things handy in wearing a kilt: you can stand out from the crowd and when you're in the mood you can moon the liberals and Saddam to kingdom come!

[Riley]

I have a kilt, which I occasionally wear at the Highland games. I have to admit that the AmeriKilt looks verra' comfortable.

I'd just hate to have to keep the thing under control on my motorcycle.

[goldstategop]

hehehe... just perfect for carrying around a gun. No knows where the bulge on your anatomy is either. If you like you can wear an optional modesty strap to keep the family jewels hidden when running around the ladies and the children!

[Riley]

when you're in the mood you can moon the liberals and Saddam to kingdom come!

I remember a scene in 'Braveheart' where a Scot warrior got an English arrow in his bum for that!

[goldstategop]

hmm... makes you wonder how girls could ride a motorcycle before women's jeans became fashionable.

[Larry Lucido]

Hmm, you could hide a Glock or two under that thing....

How, with duct tape? Ouch!

[Riley]

hmm... makes you wonder how girls could ride a motorcycle before women's jeans became fashionable.

I guess you could stuff the front under you. Fine at 40 MPH, but I have a fast bike. And I cannot imagine the roadrash from an unscheduled dismount. Oh, not to mention a hornet getting in there in the summertime.

Plus, if you're a guy, you don't wear anything under it.

[goldstategop]

Exactly the point... although on a date I imagine it opens possibilities for one's significant other... ;-)

[ErnBatavia]

No knows where the bulge on your anatomy is either.

Not the case with this "Package" being delivered on Halloween in West Hollywood, compliments of the UPS Guy...

[Riley]

just perfect for carrying around a gun. No knows where the bulge on your anatomy is either. If you like you can wear an optional modesty strap to keep the family jewels hidden when running around the ladies and the children!

No cop is going to ask you to lift your kilt so he can inspect what you've got in there! LOL!

As far as modesty in the company of the fair sex, you find yourself paying attention to not exposing yourself. If you sit down in your clan tent to have a beer and chat with the folks there, you push the front down to cover up. After a few hours, you don't even notice that you're doing it- it just becomes automatic- like adjusting your trousers before you sit down is.

And I carry a (real) sword for louts that accuse me of cross-dressing. :-)

[goldstategop]

Tell them Mel Gibson, at last report is still happily married! :)

[tet68]

Punchline

I di nae where ya been laddie but I see you won first prize.

[Riley]

It is however, an amazingly comfortable garment, and it's warmer than people might expect.

[Riley]

Dang- beat me to it by seconds!

[Rebelbase]

[ErnBatavia]

Sorry - Ellen DeGeneress in a kilt doesn't count.