Creationist Museum Aquires 5000 year old T-Rex Skeleton

The Onion ^

[clamper1797]

If T-Rex was around with the Egyptians don't you think they would draw a picture of it or mention it somewhere. Oh .... that's right ... T-Rex was invisible and didn't eat humans or farm animals or go ANYWHERE humans just might detect their presence. What an absolute crock ....

[clamper1797]

Using advanced dating processes from the cutting edge of biblical paleontology

Translation ... it came to them in a dream ....

[xp38]

I was unaware Marc Bolan had died.

[null and void]

Well, the dinosaurs and the trilobites have to come in somewhere. Maybe the Egyptians used them as draft animals.

To move the rocks for the pyramids...

[null and void]

I hear trilobites taste like fried chicken!

Fried?!?! Philistine!

You boil 'em, tastes like lobster...

[<1/1,000,000th%]

Did anybody tell g3000? He'll want to add this to the list of proofs against evolution.

[Junior]

You've been vindicated.

[VadeRetro]

Ah, the Onion! When they're good, you get a third of the way through before you go "Huh!?"

[Bogie]

#9

Well, that sounds like good, no nonsense advice.

Could it be that the answers that theology has to give the world are why rather than how the world was made?

[f.Christian]

People are careful not to be fooled over a few dollars and facts . . .

even grammar and spelling they won't publicly error but when what determines the destiny // health of their mortal soul - - -

they completely disregard everything // all caution and couldn't care less!

[The KG9 Kid]

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