Animal Lover Gives Animals Full Support (Warms them up in her bra)

Austin American Statesman ^ | 1/7/03 | John Kelso

[HumanaeVitae]

Cheers

[mg39]

Some animals get all the luck...

[NittanyLion]

Let's hope she dosen't come across a wounded wolverine.

[dirtboy]

? "No," she said, "they get grabby, and sometimes it's a little much. 'Cause when they're on their mom, they have to get grabby. It's instinct. So you just kind of write it off as the thing that's going to happen every now and then."

Bill Clinton now wants to be reincarnated as a baby possum...

[areafiftyone]

LOL - she must have had plenty of room in there! ;-)

[dirtboy]

"Well, it's kind of a stunner when I come home and he goes to hug me, and he can't, because I have hissing possums. But I guess you get used to that."

Words fail me...

[spokeshave]

Let's hope she dosen't come across a wounded wolverine

or a porcupine

[TheBigB]

So what's the record number of baby animals in her bra at one time? "The most I've had at one time was 12

Goodgawdamitey. What is she, a DDD cup?

[Redcloak]

I probably shouldn't ask, but...

Any pictures?

[TheBigB]

and he can't, because I have hissing possums

"Hissing Possums" would be a good name for a rock band. (Apologies to Dave Barry...)

[Harley109]

"Let's hope she dosen't come across a wounded wolverine."

Anything larger then a skunk or a ferret would be a tight fit in even a size DD. Unless she is a real 'Glutton' for punishment. ;-)

[dirtboy]

Here's the lass with mammals amongst her mammaries:

[anniegetyourgun]

It's a pretty exotic pet, but I used to know a gal who raised these (sugar glider) in the same fashion:

[Constitution Day]

Allison, who works at the Northwest Animal Clinic in Georgetown, puts baby animals in her bra regularly.
She figures over the past six years she's stuck baby possums, squirrels, kittens or cottontail rabbits in her bra a total of 75 times.

I'm speechless.

[RichInOC]

"Baby, you're jiggling like you got two puppies inside that sweater!"
"Actually, I do have two puppies in there."

[blackdog]

YooooHooo.....I'm playing hurt Opossum over here. Shock setting in.....Must have mammary's......Everything is getting dddarkkk.....

Oh, now that's better!

Excerpts from "Diary of an Opossum".

Now if she adds the eel from yesterday's posts, I'll meet the two drink minimum and bring some singles too!

[dirtboy]

"Well, it's kind of a stunner when I come home and he goes to hug me, and he can't, because I have hissing possums.

Is that a possum in your bra, or did your implants just spring a leak?

[Harley109]

Carrying a concealed marsupial, a crime that makes a mountain out of a mole hill. ;-)

[88keys]

What is she, a DDD cup?

No...she's an "A" wearing a DDD cup, in order to make room for the possums!!!

(don't try this at home, LOL!!! but it's not that much different than letting the dogs sleep under the covers, I presume...same principle, one would hope, oh my!!)