If you're paying, I'll have top sirloin

WSJ | unknown | By Russell Roberts

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

And how do you propose to do that?

I dunno, respecting the Constitution might be a good start.

[Question_Assumptions]

My uncle on a date when he was a young man:

Date: "I'll have the lobster."

Uncle: "Have you ever had lobster before?"

Date: "No."

Uncle: "Well, you're not having it now."

(Of course my uncle was born in Scotland, God bless his soul.)

[sparkydragon]

Makes me glad that when I go out with friends we all pay our share of the bill rather than everyone else's. That way we all stay friends and don't resent those who make more.