Pakistan Warehouse Explosion Kills Four(including man wanted in the killing Daniel Pearl )

Washington Post ^

[Poohbah]

Obviously a work-related accident.

Hey, when did OSHA get a covert operations budget, anyway?

[Diana Rose]

I was thinking "ana allah"(sp) (god's will) Anyone know how to spell it?

[Poohbah]

Naw, you're thinking Inshallah: "As God Wills."

[hchutch]

ROFLMAOSMDMD!!!

Uh... now al-Qaida gets fined for not following OSHA standards for bomb factories. They're REALLY in trouble now. Now, we throw burdensome government regulations at `em!!

;)

[Diana Rose]

Thank you! I always thought that was the best responce to the demise of a terrorist. :)

[Poohbah]

It sounds classier that "Sh...er, STUFF, yeah, that's the ticket, STUFF happens."

[Coop]

Uh... now al-Qaida gets fined for not following OSHA standards for bomb factories. They're REALLY in trouble now. Now, we throw burdensome government regulations at `em!!

Hey! You may just be on to something.

[mikeIII]

I very much doubt he's in any kinda prison. The worst of them get only a brief house arrest.

The paks seeem very efficient in the way they can promptly produce bodies or proof of demise of wanted terrorists. Case closed!

[swarthyguy]

ping.

[hchutch]

Man, that could force a re-write of the Geneva convention...

[swarthyguy]

Mazood Azar was just released. Forget if he's HUM, Lashkar or what, but the Indians released him after the jihadis hijacked a jet from Kathmandu and slit a passenger's throat. THere've been others, too. Recently.

Considered by some as a trial run for 9/11 in passenger management.

[Diana Rose]

It is always nice to point out that their own god toasted the little buggers. :)

[swarthyguy]

To clarify, the Indians released him for the passengers.

The pAkistanis then said they were arresting him.

And now they the Pakistanis say they've released him.

And we buy it.

[aristeides]

Al-Qaeda's getting smarter.

Al Qaeda, or ISI?

[aristeides]

These are four guys that won't be giving any testimony about ISI involvement in terrorism.

[Poohbah]

"Yes, sheikh, what is your name and your business with Islamowhackos, Limited?"

"Bond. James Bond, Mister Ismail. I'm with Her Majesty's Ministry of Labour, Occupational Health and Safety Executive. Your establishment is several years overdue for a workplace safety inspection."

"Oh, dear, I told Achmed to get that taken care of! Please, come in, sheikh Bond! Sorry for the inconvenience!"

(Owner and 007 enter into building.)

(Bond points to a locker.) "What's in there?"

"Oh, the usual...paint, solvent, Semtex."

(Bond walks over to the locker.) "Doesn't seem to be properly marked for flammable materials storage, sir. I'll have to write up a notice." (Scribbles on clipboard, while discreetly placing something small inside the locker.)

(After some more inspection, Bond walks out, crosses street, and gets into the Aston-Martin with a lovely lass.)

(Ext: Aston-Martin drives away.)

"It looks like there was nothing suspicious there, looks like M sent us on a wild goose chase--"

(Building goes up in a spectacular fireball, taking out next-door mosque with secondary explosion.)

(Lovely looks in rear-view mirror.)

"I say, 007, did those silly twits put their flammable storage locker next to the gas valve?"

"They improperly marked the locker...but it looks like I missed the other violation. Looks like we'll have to impound their accounts at Barclay's and Coutts to cover the fines."

[swarthyguy]

>>One of the reasons why Pakistan has refused to extradict Omar Sheikh to the US for the murder of Daniel Pearl is that they're scared to death

Have we even asked?

[hchutch]

LOL!!!

That's a good one!!

Miss Marple, check out Post 56!

[Poohbah]

I was watching Tomorrow Never Dies last night. FUN movie. Unrealistic as heck, but FUN.

[hchutch]

Yeah. Still, I like the cell phone gadget 007 had in that film. My favorite is The Living Daylights. That Walther rifle is SWEET!