BRAINFREEZERS Genius level FReepers only

[Doc On The Bay]

Wrong Questions! Freepers are NOT "Measured" by Political Acumen! Freepers Judge Themselves by Their "Poltical Sophistication!"

[Eaker]

Not one single answer here ever has or could earn me a dime. I do not memorize the phonebook for the same reason. Smart people crop up on Internet quizzes.

Stay safe; stay armed.

[Rudder]

Also...

This thread might well win tonight's "Most Entertaining" award.

Some of these posts are hillarious.

Bookmarked.

Following your lead, I will forthrightly submit my post (also a Q/A test) regarding my search for the pontifical neuron.

[Woahhs]

"What is the flying velocity of an African swallow"

Laden, or unladen?

[Old Professer]

This reminds me of a question posed on a thread I ran across about 4-5 years ago:
A man drops a rock in a well, he hears the sound of it striking bottom exactly 15 seconds later; how deep is the well?

[error99]

A man had a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot in the other and a piece of celery inserted up his nose.

He went to the clinic and asked the doctor,
"What's wrong with me?"

The doctor, without batting an eye, replied,
"Well, for one thing, you're not eating right."

[Eaker]

Good question!!

;>)

Stay safe; stay armed.

[Skooz]

Ok Ok.

A man rides his horse out of town on Monday.
He returns two days later on Friday.
How is that possible?

[Jhoffa_]

If that's not the right answer then I vote we just change the test.

[error99]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

[error99]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[Happygal]

I wonder if The Pope was set this quiz, and answered 'Homer Simpson' to each one...what would happen.

I mean, the man in infallible. So that means, he's gotta be right.

He should be on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire EVERY night *L*

[Happygal]

I bet you know the answers, dontcha? ;-) *LOL*

[EternalVigilance]

I kinda miss those old threads where the HTML fonts would just run out of control every now and then. Now there is no reason to type "italians be gone". Ah-h-h-h-h for the good old days...

Yeah, I know what you mean...

[tuna_battle]

Dog Barking at the Moon

[Godebert]

10.

[Old Professer]

A man rides his horse out of town on Monday. He returns two days later on Friday. How is that possible?

The horse must be named Friday.

[Eaker]

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

Would people get drunk if bars served a bowl of sponges instead of peanuts???

Stay safe; stay armed.

[Centurion2000]

1. A / B : Not a clue
C. Oort Cloud
2. No clue
5. a) Fault
6) A: Tschaikovsky
8 a) Ulysses S Grant c) Socialist Party
9) New South Wales

10) Ganymede

I need to go back to school and read some more history.

[JZoback]

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