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Would Jesus Buy an SUV?
The Chalcedon Report ^
| 11-21-2002
| Timothy D. Terrell
Posted on 11/29/2002 6:19:17 PM PST by Wallace T.
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To: Wallace T.
Yes!!
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posted on
11/29/2002 7:27:05 PM PST
by
Mfkmmof4
To: Wallace T.
Would Jesus Buy an SUV? No, I wouldn't!
To: Wallace T.
I think JESUS would drive a Saturn Vue. They are out of this world; which would be fitting.
To: Wallace T.
Here's a Jesus kinda car! The same nationality as He and all the Popes, too!
To: Wallace T.
Being the Creator of All, I hardly think He would need any sort of automobile!
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posted on
11/29/2002 7:42:50 PM PST
by
GMartin
To: Wallace T.
When Jesus does come back, the last thing on my mind to ask him would be what kind of car he would drive.
To: eccentric
You beat me to it. Good post.
To: Wallace T.
Sigh, Is everyone going to miss this maxi-foul-up by these snot-bags? Hasn't anyone ever seen a "Church Bus"??? Of course that's what he might drive! After all he's always in the drivers seat!!!!!!
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posted on
11/29/2002 8:04:16 PM PST
by
Waco
To: dasboot
According to 60% of televangelists, JC would tool around in a Cadillac.
My buddy Jerry Falwell drives a Chevy Suburban....
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posted on
11/29/2002 8:07:44 PM PST
by
xjcsa
To: Wallace T.
And his pick-up would probably have a gun in the back too. What long-arm would Jesus own?
To: Hermann the Cherusker
Why a gun, when one can do so much with the jaw-bone of an ass.(maybe that's a jaw bone of a hillary)
To: Wallace T.
SUV's offer extra protection for those in them in crashes and save lives - Jesus would be in favor of everybody driving one.......
To: Wallace T.
Church Van!
To: Wallace T.
Would Jesus Buy an SUV? With all those disciples, I suspect he would be driving a Dodge Ram Van.
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posted on
11/29/2002 9:15:33 PM PST
by
The Duke
To: Wallace T.
Sure, he would, just to piss off those liberals who don't believe in him and actually hate his mere name.
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