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What would Jesus drive? Oh, please
Detroit Free Press ^
| November 22, 2002
| Tom Walsh
Posted on 11/22/2002 3:15:37 AM PST by riley1992
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posted on
11/22/2002 3:15:37 AM PST
by
riley1992
To: riley1992
I believe Jesus drove the money changers from the Temple.
The apostles on the other hand liked Honda's because it says in the bible that they were all in one accord.
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posted on
11/22/2002 3:28:29 AM PST
by
Dudesdad
To: riley1992
A motor home obviously. Either that or whatever he could get to seat 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus and his dozen would ride Harleys and wear leather jackets...
To: riley1992
Jesus would buy American!
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posted on
11/22/2002 3:59:20 AM PST
by
RWG
To: riley1992
1966 Chrysler New Yorker
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:03:46 AM PST
by
dakine
To: dakine
That was your first car, wasn't it? Hahahaha
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:09:04 AM PST
by
riley1992
To: riley1992
Most carpenters drive 3/4 ton 4X4 gas hog pickups.
To: riley1992
Yep, loved that land yacht...
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:21:10 AM PST
by
dakine
To: DainBramage
Most carpenters drive 3/4 ton 4X4 gas hog pickups.With all the power tools.
To: riley1992
Oh, Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz.
My friends all drive cryslers.
I must make amends....
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:29:53 AM PST
by
apillar
To: retiredtexan
Yup. And can you imagine being His boss?
"Jesus, Jesus, haven't you got that project done yet?"
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To: Dudesdad
No, the Bible says He sent disciples ahead to secure for him a young [Dodge] Colt.
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:38:56 AM PST
by
LS
To: dakine
'74 Dodge Dart. Duck Brown. Very stylish.
To: Prodigal Son
Let us not forget that King David bypassed Harleys ... the roar of David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Or that King Saul, not the best of drivers apparently, ran his Javelin into a wall. Some say that God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in His Fury, but I can't substantiate that information.
Seriously, I suspect that Jesus drove exactly what He chose to already. The question is as silly as these puns, but a lot less amusing.
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:43:18 AM PST
by
70times7
To: riley1992
What would Judas drive?
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:45:24 AM PST
by
Jaxter
To: riley1992
"'74 Dodge Dart."
My dad own a Dodge Dart...he traded that in for a Gran Torino...
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:47:01 AM PST
by
dakine
To: riley1992
Let's see.....if we play this game..... I would have to say..... that Jesus would drive a Hummer...the big one not the small one....You know like the one our boys and girls in the armed services drive.
To: riley1992
He would drive a Suburban. He'd have to get all the Apostles around somehow.
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:48:23 AM PST
by
MsLady
To: Dudesdad
ROFL!!!
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posted on
11/22/2002 4:48:46 AM PST
by
MsLady
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