"Look, Mama, she's naked!"

JewishWorld Review ^ | Nov. 15, 2002 | Michelle Malkin

[Mr. Jeeves]

This is why so many cultures have arranged marriages...and for the most part, they seem to work.

[ewing]

If Willie Nelson can smoke the weed and Hank Jr. can booze it up from coast to coast , I don't see Leann flying her freak flag as too serious

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

If Willie Nelson can smoke the weed and Hank Jr. can booze it up from coast to coast , I don't see Leann flying her freak flag as too serious

Perhaps. But there are different "rules" in play for them good ol' boys than there are for the girls.

[ewing]

You have to remember that Leann can't be much older than 19 or 20..wasn't she like 12 or 13 when she did her first album?

[greggy]

And her point was....?

[Landru]

"I still can't believe the lyrics for 'Come on Over' were on a children's sing -a-long CD."

Why?
I cannot understand your saying that, ewing.
Who'd you think *they'd* try to "reach" as they set-out to groom & nurture their future "customers," anyway??
You?
Me?

We'd not just have flashed 'em our middle digit; we'd have done to 'em much worse...kept our dough in our wallets.
No...since 9 of 10 "parents" are doing any & everything but "raising" their offspring?
Those young minds make the *perfect* -- unprotected -- target.

"I am no prude, but who made that decision..."

Well, let us just say the brainiacS behind this harlot & all the others before, during & to come *probably* are manifestations of white, male, Liberals & leave it go at that, shall we?

"I would be aghast as a parent!"

Sure; but, then again??
You'd then BE a, "parent."

...subtle difference, eh?

[Atilla_the_Hun]

Mrs. Malkin chooses her words carefully...

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1 entry found for skank.

skank    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (skngk)
n.

1. A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music, characterized by bending forward, raising the knees, and extending the hands.
2. Disgusting or vulgar matter; filth.
3. One who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman or girl.

intr.v. skanked, skank·ing, skanks

To dance the skank.

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[Of Jamaican origin.]

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skanky adj.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
[Buy it]

[friendly]

Puttanesca (Italian for 'ho) skanky sluts like Christina Aguilera do not age well. In 30 years she will look like a fireplug with cellulite. But with an even fouler, more low-life mouth. And a dead space where there is supposed to be a soul.

Your call.

[FITZ]

She's a slut along with Britney Spears.

Out of all the pop bimbos, Britney Spears seems the most wholesome. At least I haven't seen her completely bare her chest like all the others.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...wasn't she like 12 or 13 when she did her first album?

Yup. She's pretty amazing.

[Enough_Deceit]

I totally agree with you. We have 5 children who range in age from 20 to 9. I am having a bear of a time finding age appropriate clothing for my 9 year old daughter. It is really hard to find shoes that aren't platforms or don't have high heels. I just want a basic pair of little girl maryjanes for her. I have complained to various store managers about this. I think that these stores should just rename themselves "Sluts R Us." There is no way I am going to let my daughter dress as a pedophile's fantasy. I guess it is time to pull out the sewing machine. Thank goodness I have kept the old patterns. What is really nice is that my daughter has a great fashion sense in which she is very concerned about dressing modestly. I really hope she stays that way. Thanks for listening to my rant. Take care and God bless.

[Landru]

"I wish you could see the shirt my wife confiscated from our teenage daughter the other day. Tried to wear it to school, but couldn't get past Mom the Enforcer. Modesty is required around this house, even if it's feigned..."

HA!!
Ahhh yes; *family* life.
Why I can actually remember what got'cha to this point, guy.
Way back when you had that room mate? :o)

"I'm trying to get the wife to wear the shirt herself (behind closed doors). Yowza! Saddle up the stove, honey, we're ridin' the range tonight!"

BWAAAAHAAAAAA!!!
And *K* wants me to put my old Speedo around one of my thighs, too.

Funny, isn't it??
What we're finding's a "turn-on" in our old age?

...talk about, "obscene"! ;^)

[ewing]

LOL! I didn't know skank was in the book yet!

[Darkshadow]

Shakira

[des]

On Saturday Night Live once, she let loose with some Etta James that gave me chills. But, alas, she was just showing us that she could.

[Long Cut]

I've been developing, over the years, my own list of Hollywierd skanks. In no particular order of dishonor, those young (or not-so-young) ladies who do not, shall we say, bring great respect unto the female of the speciies includes, but is not limited to:

Pamela Anderson
Carmen Electra
Elizabeth Hurley
Madonna Ciccone (Everyone has a last name, dammit!)
Jennifer Lopez
Liz Taylor
The Gabor Sisters
Jane Fonda
The Barbie Twins
Melanie Griffith
Meg Ryan
Cher (and what the hell IS her last name, anyway?)
Cameron Diaz
Whitney Houston
LaToya Jackson
Anna Nicole Smith
Marylin Monroe
Christina Aguilera
Joan Crawford
Susan Sarandon
Drew Barrymore
Ingrid Bergman
Roseanne Barr Arnold
Barbara Streisand
Feel free to add as necessary, and to debate the entries. I was planning to post a thread on this, but this is as good a time as any.

Some ways that a young(or not) lady might make the list: Have a personal life which COMPLETELY overshadows her professional life; Have little measurable talent; Have few marriages last longer than one year; Have a LOT of marriages; Continue to have children despite having nothing but chaos in her personal life; Choose men who complement them( a relationship with either Dennis Rodman or Tommy Lee is a sure ride to the Skank List); Have several, highly publicized, drug binges; use plastic surgery to enhance her laughable self-esteem; and FINALLY, act like it's HER who is the "victim" of all of the above.

Note, there are no (admitted) porn stars on the Skank List...this is because whatever their faults, porn starlets lack the insane hipocrasy of the typical Skank. They ADMIT to being exactly what they are. Furthermore, one former wife of Tommy Lee has evaded the list: Heather Locklear. This is because she actually has built a career without continually mentioning her ex-husband.

Some of these women DO have talent, no doubt. However, that talent is eclipsed by their VERY public "private" lives. As such, part of their celebrity, FOREVER, will be their legacy as Skanks. Seriously, how many on the above list would have become famous, save for their association with famous men? One? Two at the most?

I make absolutely NO judgement about these women's good or evil, or whether or not they are bad people(their legions of exes are far better qualified for that work than I), this is only for the fun of it. The ludicrous way these women have conducted their lives, free from consequences that those of us who work for a living face, is itself worthy of some fun, is it not? After all, it is THEY, not us, who continually place their private(s) into the public sphere. The least we can do is ridicule them unmercifully. Besides, many of them are simply annoying no matter what they do.

And ladies, worry not. There are MORE than enough MALE Skanks to fill a few lists...we'll get to them soon, okay? Anyhoo, there it is. Have at it, FReepers!

[Long Cut]

BUMP...have a laugh or two.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Actually, wasn't Carmen Electra a porn star some time back? Or am I thinking of a different skank?