A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....11-13-02

Billie and daisyscarlett

[WVNan]

Hi my Lady. What's on your to-do list today?

[WVNan]

I dunno, looks pretty dead to me. LOL

[ru4liberty]

Yes, LadyX, I understand that. I wish he hadn't closed every door making it impossible for those who might wish to contact him to do so. I dunno, maybe he is in contact with the only people he wants to have contact with. It just seems drastic to have your name pulled from the forum. And this time, he left without even an opus, so there was no warning. :(

[Mo1]

Can you believe that when he previewed this profile he actually suggested that it would run better without his photo...As you can see, he was overruled by our "Board of Directors".

I am so glad the BOD's did .. seeing Loddy's picture makes this so special

[lodwick]

Lunch is served.

[WVNan]

We are all saddened by it ru4.

[WVNan]

All that MEAT!!! That looks like something my husband would eat. I couldn't eat that much meat in a week.

[Mo1]

Wouldn't it be great if Mr. and Mrs. Mo1 could go on the cruise? They need a break, doncha think?

I wish I could go because it sounds like it would be a wonderful time .. but I have no place to dump the kiddies

I figure I should get my life about around the year 2021

[Mama_Bear]

I am so sorry to have to post and run, but it can't be helped. I have much to do today, but I want you all to know that this thread and my FRiends here are never far from my thoughts.

Mo1, thank you for bringing your bright Irish smile to all the threads you touch, and thank you for being a part of our FR family. Enjoy your day in the spotlight!

[Mo1]

You are such an asset to Free Republic, especially on the live threads for the cubically chained

Thank you Quilla .. you are a sweetheart

The credit of the Live Threads go to Howlin' .. she is the Queen of the Live threads ..

[sweetliberty]

" I STILL don't get that whole BBQ Thang .."

My dear, next time you're down in these parts with that redneck hubby of yours, we'll have to work on that part of your southern education.

[dansangel]

I only have time to "post and run" (it's my lunch break). I received this in my e-mail and thought it was hilarious - forgive me if you've already seen it:

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. What's your point?

COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the second one. You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch. Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. The Mafia shows up and takes over how ever many cows you really have.

POLISH CORPORATION: You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION: You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.

[Mo1]

She has many talents but typing and baking are not among them. FOFL. Whenever Mo is around my typos seem tame and so long as people retell the cake tale the pralines Ringy and I made seem almost edible. hehehe.

Ringy's pralines were a hoot .. to bad Miss Bess did't take pictures of her when they blew up on her ... FOFL

{{{{HUGS}}}} and thank you for your sweet post

[lodwick]

Just a light "dinner" to tide us over until "supper". ;-)

[Mama_Bear]

Lodwick, I LOVE that bear!! Yes, I snapped her up fast. As our Daisy has said, there are tons of bears on the internet and I want them ALL!!

"The internet is lousy with them".........you crack me up, loddy. I will have you know that NONE of my bears have lice. (Oh, I guess you didn't mean the bears are lousy?) LOL!! ;-)

Have a great day you two.

[LadyX]

What a beautiful presentation of a wonderful person, Daisy!

Mo, you are indeed legendary on Free Republic, and I am glad to know more about you and see how respected and appreciated you are.

* * * Enjoy being in the Spotlight - as you deserve! * * *

[Mo1]

Thank You Temple Owl .. I loved reading about you and your lovely wife yesterday .. Such a lovely family you have and a tribute to not only us Philadelphians but also to our country

[WVNan]

Sorry you can't hang around MB. We'll miss you and it will be....

[LadyX]

OMG, Nan!!
Glad you took that after I changed from the pajamas and robe!

Unfortunately, the hair is the same ~ ~ ~

LOL

How are things in your neck of the woods?

[Mo1]

Now THAT is a cake .. YUMMY!!! I love Christmas time myself even though I am not much of a baker

I'm working on getting my house to look like the movie Christmas Vacation .. I just bought one of those 10 ft blowup lighted snowman .. I can't wait to see that baby up .. I'll really have the neighbors talking then .. hehe