Feminists Demand Sex Toys in Campus Clinics

FrontPageMagazine.com ^ | November 4, 2002 | Joseph J. Sabia

[evolved_rage]

Hey ladies, don't forget to acknowledge your inner whore...Sad.

[xm177e2]

How long will it be until we hear tales of botched masturbation with assorted vegetables?

Actually, this apparently does happen, and girls do injure themselves... at least according to Dan Savage's advice column which you can find at The Onion AV Club.

[Vicki]

Actually makes sense. After all what normal man would want to get close to one of them.

And to make things fair, why not get the guys blow-up dolls?

[xm177e2]

How is it whorishness for women to masturbate? I thought women could only be "whores" if they were getting paid for sex.

Actually, no, I guess any woman having sex outside of a marriage can be called a "whore."

Wait, nevermind. It's perfectly acceptable these days to call a woman a whore for just dressing immodestly in public, so I guess it isn't such a stretch to call them "whores" for what they do alone in private.

In fact, even just reading this thread is enough to qualify someone. To all women who are reading this post: you are filthy, degenerate slut whores. You should read more decent material, and not flaunt yourselves so shamelessly in cyberspace. Whores.

And you're probably witches, too. At least there are some scientific ways to tell if a woman is a witch. Those criteria are so much more clear-cut.

[Michael Barnes]

I think one of the most important things is for women to be able to get themselves off

Further engraving the mindset that men have no place in THEIR lives...
Sad little females.

Every guy on that campus wants to get laid. Every guy on that campus want's to get laid without having to promise to call later on. Every psycho broad on that campus cannot see that they could have many swining d*ck's if they wanted, so they turn to fake tools....

Dumb broads. They could have willing accomplices, spare themselves the work..blah..blah..blah...

Ah, what the hell am I wasting my time for. Them doofus 18/19 y/o's know far more than I do about life and college.

Afterall, their enlightened, vibrators and all...Which begs the question. Will there be sutiable "plastic" playmates for the males of the campus made available as well?

[BUSHdude2000]

I love this; in a time of war and strange economic times, these whores are worried about sex toys. If there's any question about the mindset on the American college campus, this answers it.

[PFKEY]

This seems so similar to some of the adolescent men I work with who are so enthralled by their ability to fart. It is though they celebrate this remarkable achievement. In the same light these feminists are enthralled and want to celebrate this high achviement of being able to have an orgasm.

Folks, there is nothing new under the sun and somethings are better left to the confinds of ones personal life and personal space.

[Bogey78O]

Masturbation in private is an obviously private affair. However you keep that out of normal society. You don't go trying to spread the gospel so to speak.

[chnsmok]

I think The Man Show had a "headache" remedy which might be relevant.

[cartoonistx]

I guess this explains the "buzz" heard around campus!

[RLK]

Then they'll wonder why men don't look at them as brain objects.

[RLK]

Actually makes sense. After all what normal man would want to get close to one of them.

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The men are expected to compete with three C batteries in a little league ball bat.

[Cate]

uh, I wonder if they will be giving out free samples like our doctor does for my husband's antihistamine.... please don't tell me this is our tax dollars at work. Maybe this is a leftover program from the Clintons...

[ex-Texan]

Botched masterbation with a vegetable ... ?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

I guess a bzzzzzzzz is better.

[spetznaz]

I only have one question about this whole thing! How come it is causing such a big fracas when i am certain that well over 95% of men on that campus do some 'personal exploring' themselves (maybe more than 95% even). I am not saying that schools should go ahead and offer d!ldos to students ...however the adverse reaction to this seems rather one sided.

Kind of similar to when a guy who sleeps with anything wearing a skirt is called a 'stud' and praised for his skill at picking up women; while a female who even goes as far as wearing heavy make-up is automatically a 'slut' whether or not she actually dabbles in the opposite sex.

Something shouts double standard.

[per loin]

I gotta go with the feminists on this one. Brooms should be made available for their use.

[denlittle]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr***sssssssss**rrrrrrrrRRRRRR!!Ahhhhh

[PFKEY]

I don't see the same double standard. I would agree if some mens group was advocating blow up dolls at the campus clinic.

[F16Fighter]

How long before 'vibrator technicians' and 'dildo advisors' become touted at Ivy League schools as the next hot "careers"?

May "sex therapist" Carol Queen soon find herself at a hospital ER with a couple of industrial-size plungers stuck up her @ss...