Springfield firefighter fired for smoking cigarette in car (MA Liberal Nazi Alert)

Boston Globe | 11-1-02 | Associated Press

[StormEye]

Your're should be you're...

[Ditter]

Yes, you better correct that or Lance Romance is going to be all over you. ;9}

[Lance Romance]

Saddam called. He wants to hire you as a consultant, focusing in the area of freedom infringement. You seem to have a good set of credentials.

It's legal and it's my choice. Your life is not my problem.

By the way, I hear there's going to be a bean sprout shortage this year. You might want to stock up now.

[Lance Romance]

You're an absolute idiot.

Do you live your life through a series of hypothetical worst case scenarios?

You are really afraid of second hand smoke someone might blow in your face because it could cause cancer.

Maybe the electrician who wired your house did a poor job that could cause it to burn down.

Or your gas furnace could be pumping carbon monoxide into your house.

Maybe your house is over an ancient Indian burial ground and the spirits are possessing your children.

Your stupidity is not my fault, but I will concede that your spelling and grammar are improving. Keep up the good work. That GED is in the mail.

[headsonpikes]

Citizen Breast!

You have done well to fight the enemies of our loving state.

You will be considered for 'Hero of the Revolution 2nd Class'.

Your ignorance is dwarfed by your obedience...and that's saying something good!

You are a fine example for all young citizens!

[headsonpikes]

"HAHAHAHA"

Not to put too fine a point on it...you're nuts.