County studies SUING winless Cincinnati Bengals (Calling all Big Mac trial lawyers)

Cincinnati Enquirer ^ | 17 Oct 02 | Mark Curnutte mcurnutte@enquirer.com

[xzins]

If they can sue for coffee (I got burned) and for Big Mac's (I got fat) why can't they sue for history's WORST FOOTBALL!!! (I got BURNED and STARVED for a win!)

Cruel and unusual treatment....Mike Brown HIRE A General Manager.

[TonyInOhio]

Cruel and unusual treatment....Mike Brown HIRE A General Manager

Better yet, sell the Bengals to someone with half a brain.

Tony
At least the Buckeyes are undefeated. :-)

[xzins]

He thinks he's his dad. I understand he over-rules on-field calls, does the drafting, draws up plays, tells the coach what to do......

And he maintains football's lowest (or almost lowest) salary structure. The crud makes money on that.....maybe fans are the ones with half a brain.

[KC_Conspirator]

The Bengals are bad, but I still contend that Arizona is still the worst run franchise in the league.

[FreeTally]

Let me guess, they would sue them for fraudulently claiming to be a football team?

[ShadowAce]

... but I still contend that Arizona is still the worst run franchise in the league.,p> Which is exactly why St. Louis let them go.

[Dengar01]

Well Bengals fans there are rumors that you guys might get the GREATEST coach in NFL history Chicago Bears very own Dick Jauron. By the way most of us Bears fans want Jauron gone because he is a complete moron. Who isn't qualified to coach a little league team.

[ContemptofCourt]

Do you know anything about the McDonald's coffee case, or do you just like to pretend that you do?

[You Dirty Rats]

The Hamilton County Commissioners are proving beyond a doubt that there are people even less competent in their jobs than Mike Brown.

What a complete waste of Mike Allen's time.

This is political smallstanding, nothing more.

All the problems we have in this county, and these jackasses are raising this as an issue?

If by some miracle they find a court that will stop laughing long enough to hear this, what remedy do these idiots want? Have they even thought that far ahead?

I'm not a lawyer, but I'm not a congenital idiot either. THERE ARE NO GROUNDS FOR ANY POSSIBLE LEGAL ACTION!

[xzins]

Yes, CC, I know you're a lawyer....but, no, CC, you don't know humor when you see it. Bet your a fun one to listen to. Now, you gonna sue these cruds or what? LOL!@@!

[timestax]

bttt

[Timocrat]

The Bengals are bad, but I still contend that Arizona is still the worst run franchise in the league.

Maybe. The Cowboys run them a close second.

What about that ex-Longhorn Priest Holmes? Kudos to the Chiefs for recognising his talent.

[xzins]

there is a peculiar kind of insanity in the area....it's the "we deserve a winner" belief. But the insanity becomes absolutely psycho when it gets to "we don't deserve to be losers" AND "I can't believe we're this bad!!"

[friendly]

(Mandatory lawyer rant)

In a just world where lawyers were regulated like any other industry, any crooked shyster putting forth this suit against the hapless Bengals would be automatically disbarred. However, most attorneys genuinely believe that they are above the law, that laws do not apply to them, and that they can misuse and abuse others without the slightest guilt. This is the definition of an anti-social personality.

In the case of the despicable lawyer industry such criminal "professional practice" consists of brazen theft and/or heartless exploitation.

The lawyer industry is the only business enterprise in the US without consumer control or direct governmental oversight. Private practice law is essentially a multi-billion dollar criminal entity.

The bar associations are nothing more than the sleeziest type of trade groups, the equivalent to putting a wolf pack to guard a herd of sheep when it comes to protecting the public.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Minnesota takes the award. All that talent and so few results.

[xzins]

As part of the 12 step process, now you need to admit that you are a lawyer. LOL!!

[timestax]

Most of the Bengals on the field are just "watching the game" and they never "put the hit" to the "other guys". They just seem to be milling around on the field watching the game, just like the spectators!

[xzins]

Bengals are going for a perfect record....against just about any team my bengals will lose by 14. Taking bets, guys.

[xzins]

Oh yeah....my guys can beat your guys at flag football any day of the week. they're making an anti-violence (physical contact) statement....takes real courage to take such a stand.

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

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