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Court told of sex with traffic cone
scotsman.com ^ | today | AMY DEVINE

Posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by Rodney King

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Those wacky scotsman. No wonder they wear skirts.
1 posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:20 AM PDT by Rodney King
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To: Rodney King
Wacky Scotsmen, that is.
2 posted on 10/17/2002 8:47:44 AM PDT by Rodney King
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ROFLMAO. I guess Groping his bagpipe wasn't enough?
3 posted on 10/17/2002 8:49:23 AM PDT by areafiftyone
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How odd... I am at a loss for words.... no jokes or puns are coming to mind....
4 posted on 10/17/2002 8:53:51 AM PDT by Snowy
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What's a trainer?
5 posted on 10/17/2002 8:57:47 AM PDT by curmudgeonII
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That's British for "athletic shoe."
6 posted on 10/17/2002 8:58:16 AM PDT by Tony in Hawaii
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Poor man! In his dementia he mistook the cone for a sheep.
7 posted on 10/17/2002 8:58:27 AM PDT by Dionysius
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Now come on, we've all done some crazy things.
8 posted on 10/17/2002 8:58:29 AM PDT by spiffy
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To: Tony in Hawaii
"Just Do It"
9 posted on 10/17/2002 8:59:41 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: spiffy
Now come on, we've all done some crazy things.

Not with a traffic cone we haven't..

10 posted on 10/17/2002 9:02:58 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
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To: cavtrooper21
Ah Scotland, where men are men and sheep/traffic cones are scared!

Semper Fi
11 posted on 10/17/2002 9:05:58 AM PDT by dd5339
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THIS is what I expect Bill Clinton to be doing soon.
12 posted on 10/17/2002 9:07:44 AM PDT by Texas dog
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His defence lawyer..suggested..that if his client had been performing at an Edinburgh Festival Fringe show... that it would have been acceptable

Memo to self: Cancel vacation plans for Edinburgh Festival Fringe show.

13 posted on 10/17/2002 9:11:30 AM PDT by Michael.SF.
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I think a traffic cone would be a step up from his current companion.

Course, Hillary is shaped like a traffic cone.

14 posted on 10/17/2002 9:13:30 AM PDT by Michael.SF.
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... and placing members of the public in a state of fear and alarm

Turns of phrase like this are why there will always be a UK. LOL!

15 posted on 10/17/2002 9:13:53 AM PDT by LTCJ
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To: dead; dighton
Simulated sex with a bollard.
16 posted on 10/17/2002 9:15:58 AM PDT by Cogadh na Sith
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To: chookter; MadIvan
ping to MadIvan - - anything you wish to add.....?
17 posted on 10/17/2002 9:17:22 AM PDT by duckbutt
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To: Rodney King
This was a "private matter" between the man and the traffic cone!
18 posted on 10/17/2002 9:19:45 AM PDT by el_chupacabra
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; FreedomPoster; Timesink; AntiGuv; dpa5923; ...
"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!
This has come about after much badgering by you, my friends and extended family...

19 posted on 10/17/2002 9:20:52 AM PDT by mhking
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Cones can be kinky,

but how about this? :

20 posted on 10/17/2002 9:21:49 AM PDT by xJones
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