A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....10-17-02

JohnHuang2 and Billie

[lodwick]

Breaking news from the Moose

[JustAmy]

Good Morning, Everyone. How goes it today?

[lodwick]

Sample Iraqui Ballot

It's five stars here in CenTex - thanks. ;-)

[jwfiv]

We are moving into the realm of the absurd, keeping a sense of humor about this is, I hope, gonna keep me sane but...damn, I'm losing patience with PC law enforcement.

[Feiny]

I think you have some competition here.

[lodwick]

Amen. It's either laugh or cry at this situation in the DC area. As Miss Marple observed on the ATRW thread yesterday, the Moose should seriously consider immediately hiring a mouthpiece.

[RikaStrom]

LOL, excellent column John.

[lodwick]

Newsmax.com, ^


Posted on 10/17/2002 11:08 AM Central by Retired Chemist


Another – unnamed – federal law enforcement officer tells me the inside scuttlebutt in the FBI and other police agencies is that comments made by Ari Fleischer may have sparked a terrorist wave.


On Oct. 1, Fleischer told the White House press corps that "one bullet" into Saddam's head – "if Iraqi people take it on themselves" – would be an easy way to avoid a war with the U.S.


On Oct. 2, the day after Fleischer made this sensational comment advocating Saddam's assassination, the sniper first struck, killing James D. Martin as he crossed a supermarket parking lot in Wheaton, Md.


Since then, the shootings around Washington have had a terrorizing effect, paralyzing economic and social life around the Beltway.


Still, the police and government officials have been loath to mention the "T" word.


WOW - I had not seen this before.

[Mo1]

Congrats John for being FR's Finest

[lodwick]

A snack for everyone

[jwfiv]

Never thought of connection between Ari's statement and the sniper...I think maybe it's time for the DC police to clam up...no more clues, no more cues...just find this bastard and kill him. Easy for me to say. All involved have my sympathy, especially Chief Moose, who seems in a bit over his head.

I should say, my sympathy has limits, and the bureaucrats who insist on the PC bug hunt get none from me.

[jwfiv]

Just under the wire, I wanna wish you dear ones a good morning before the meridian passes...)

[dansangel]

Message sent, Mama_Bear. What a terrific idea!

Love and {{{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}

[JustAmy]

A man is driving with his wife at his side and his mother-in-law in the back seat. And the women just won't leave the poor guy alone. His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!" His wife says, "Stay to the left!" After several more orders from both of them the man breaks down and barks at his wife, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother?"

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TA DA

[dansangel]

....just got the keyboard cleaned up!!!!

Ppffftttttt....I know how you feel!

Hope you got to feeling better!

{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}

[JustAmy]

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. "I'd like one under-cooked egg so that it's runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it's tough and hard to eat. I'd also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult."
The guest replied sarcastically, "It can't be that difficult because that's exactly what you brought me yesterday!"

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Hey Loddy ...... I'll take your breakfasts any day and everyday. They are perfect!

[lodwick]

Thanks - we try harder. ;-)

[LadyX]

JustKeep us laffin, JustAmy..:)))

[lodwick]

Posted on 10/17/2002 12:04 PM Central by Living Free in NH


A Delta flight has landed at Logan after a passenger reported hearing a beeping sound coming from an overhead storage bin. All the passengers were evacuated safely. Emergency personnel checked the overhead bin, and removed a pair of sneakers which investigators are now examining

[JustAmy]

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching the Yankee victory earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked. "Of course it me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

Earl excitedly replies, "Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."