Woody Harrelson: I'm an American tired of American lies

The Guardian (U.K.) ^ | 10/17/2002 | Woody Harrelson

[Conagher]

He hates our country but loves the way it protects him and the wealth he makes off it. If I'm not mistaken, this is known as hypocrisy.

He hates our country, but he's too much of a wuss to do more than vomit forth empty rhetoric. Again, if I'm not mistaken, this is known as cowardice.

Learn to recognize the telltale signs of a liberal. It may save your life one day, or at least prevent a migraine.

[Moby Grape]

I am an American tired of Woody's stupidity.

[dyed_in_the_wool]

We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war

No. We haven't. Besides, what's one more?

[Pokey78]

Speaking of fathers, isn't Woody's in the pokey, I mean the Big House?

[goldstategop]

It figures Woody Harrelson is a "Natural Born Killer" when it comes to his anti-America mindset. He should stay in London and not bother coming back to these shores.

[AAABEST]

Silly, spoiled, uninformed hollywhack doesn't even know Colombus had nothing to do with gold. Trade routes were his thing.

Oh well, at least he's not destroying apple farmers.

[Great Dane]

Again I'm reminded of a quote attributed to Dustin Hoffman: "Why should anyone care WHAT we think? We're actors - we're Paid to lie for a living."

Best quote I have heard in a long time.

[valleygal]

I noticed that. He sid he would give himself a big, fat raise.

[Tall_Texan]

If they ever cast for the movie "White Men Can't Think", my guess is Woodrow will get the starring role.

Naturally Born Clueless

[Dan from Michigan]

Who the blue hell is Woody Harrelson...Oh yeah, that guy from that one bar show, what was it again...

Cheers...that show from the 80's.

[Pokey78]

I remember seeing an interview some years ago with Cameron Diaz, a up & coming actress. I thought she was very attractive, and sweet......until she mentioned talking to Woody and him convincing her of the positive attributes of hemp.

Then I said, "Oh well, another fantasy ruined." hehe

[ApesForEvolution]

Probably I should just relax, be happy and talk about the weather, but this war is under my skin - it affects my sleep.

I thought pot heads slept great?

Mr. Harrelson: PUT DOWN THE BONG, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND STAY OUT OF THE FREE WORLD'S WAY

[Tennessee_Bob]

We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian aid.

I found her!!!

[A_perfect_lady]

We've killed a million Iraqis since the start of the Gulf war - mostly by blocking humanitarian aid.

I stopped right here, he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about. As the saying goes, the only thing worse than a silly politician criticizing art is a silly artist criticizing politics.

[McGavin999]

Here's a flash for you Woody. America is SICK of YOU! Stay over there Woody, it really wouldn't be too smart of you to come home.

[HennepinPrisoner]

HEY WOODY! What about the innocent man that your own father killed in cold blood?

Anyway, Woody Harrelson is just sucking up to the Brits with this article in hopes of increasing ticket sales at his lously play currently running in London.

[Glutton]

No charges after Woody Harrelson allegedly damaged cab in 'fit of rage'

By The Associated Press

(7/2/02 - LONDON) — Actor Woody Harrelson, accused of damaging a London taxi in a fit of rage, will not face criminal charges, police said. The driver of the cab has withdrawn his allegation, Scotland Yard said Monday.

"I presume the damages have been paid, and there will be no further police action," a spokesman said, on customary condition of anonymity.

Harrelson, star of "Natural Born Killers," "The People vs. Larry Flynt" and the upcoming "Anger Management," was arrested June 6 on suspicion of criminal damage after an incident outside a London nightclub.

Taxi driver Les Dartnell said Harrelson kicked his cab, smashing a door lock and ashtray before running off.

Harrelson, 40, is in London to rehearse for the upcoming West End play "On an Average Day" with Kyle MacLachlan. The play, by American dramatist John Kolvenbach, opens at the Comedy Theater on Aug. 7.

(Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

[You Dirty Rats]

If the Guardian finds it necessary to publish Woody, we KNOW they are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[spodefly]

And I looked in his eyes and I believed him.

Ick. Stopped right there ... life is too short for lies from slime politicians with no integrity, and 'actors' too stoned and shallow to know any better.

[mystery-ak]

Is this for real.....please tell me.....nobody is this stupid!