The age of selfishness

OK, OK. I want an invitation, but it can't be too formal, because I don't have that many clothes...

I refer those kind of decisions to Happygal. Life is simpler if I do. ;)

Regards, Ivan

Maybe we should provoke another war and let them win NYC, Vermont, and Philadelphia, and throw in San Francisco, Los Angeles and Seattle just for good measure. Then the country would be right. ;-)

OMG, we'd trounce them! The moment they saw our evil guns, they'd run crying to Sarah Brady, begging to turn in the trifling remaining pittance of their own private arsenals to end the violence. And, we could easily infiltrate them by pretending to sign up for sensitivity training.

We could divide and divert them like puppets!

Here's my plan for taking Los Angeles:

Have someone raise Confederate flags over the Seattle Space Needle and the Golden Gate Bridge while we simultaneously attack LA. Having their priorities "straight", the Yankees will rush to Seattle and San Francisco dressed in giant dolphin costumes and carrying "Save the Whales from the Confederacy" banners. Once LA falls like a ripe Georgia peach, we can repeat, repeat, repeat, because the lefties never learn.

It would all be sooooo easy.

...my mother is Irish and Scottish. I'm referring more to writing style than fatness of mouth, though.

Fatness of mouth? Hey!!! I'm an American gal of Irish/Scottish heritage and I'm very quiet, shy, reserved in my speech and all. Just ask anyone who knows me. :-)

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