Boys File Suit For Admission to Girl Scouts

CNSNews.com ^ | September 24, 2002 | Dover Smeed

[galt-jw]

hahahahaha....bet the feminist man haters never thought they'd see this day...reap the whirlwind.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

"I just figured joining the Girl Scouts would be a good way to, you know, meet some chicks and all," said Nadler, a junior at Lew Wallace High School in Gary. "I'm thinking if I can join now, I'd probably meet some babes in time for prom."

LOL. I hope they lose, however, this is a good example of the many ridiculous lawsuits that women and gays have filed.

[r9etb]

Almost had me for a minute.... First clue: the names "Knustler" (like Kunstler) and Nadler.

[xsmommy]

Juliet Low

If you are named after the founding of Girl Scouting, i guess you WOULD have to grow up to be a GS leader...; )

[areafiftyone]

Nice to know that these boys think the girl scouts is a dating service for them. This is the stupidist thing I have ever heard. But want do you want - The have the backing of Planned Parenthood and probably every liberal moron in the country.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

"Parents look to us for safe guidance and supervision of their daughters," said Low. "To include teenage boys in our camping and nature activities would trigger a negative response from moms and dads who don't want their girls possibly facing the advances of boys."

How about this version:

"Parents look to us for safe guidance and supervision of their sons," said Low. "To include gay men in our camping and nature activities would trigger a negative response from moms and dads who don't want their sons possibly facing the advances of gay men."

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

I knew better than to believe this was real!

[ChocChipCookie]

I'm sure the lesbian staff of the Girl Scouts are in an uproar over this.

[mewzilla]

Wonder how the feminists are going to reconcile their position on this suit with their position on Augusta?

[TheBigB]

Satire, people...it's satire. As in "not true."

[xsmommy]

Send a Letter to the Editor about this satire.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

I saw it at the end. I posted before finishing it! A lesson learned! (for the tenth time, lol)

[mewzilla]

Satire... It's a pretty sad day when satire requires a disclaimer.

[Moosejaw]

For sure, but there is one eternal truth in this satire:

"Besides," said Baldwin, "Samoas rule."

Here here!

[TheBigB]

Samoan bump. =D

[RAT Patrol]

This isn't an Onion story? You mean it's real? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[RobRoy]

Does Living Well Lady still exist?

[swarthyguy]

Well, not unexpected but still reads like the Onion.

Reminds me of a health club in Boston where women wanted single sex facilities. When reminded the law had been changed to specifically prohibit that, because the club in question had once been all male, the women responded some of them did not feel comfortable working out in the presence of men and eventually got a female only annex.

Little mention was made of men that may have felt uncomfortable working out in the presence of women; the original reason to have single sex fitness clubs.

[GaryMontana]

If the NOW crowd can sue male groups, than it is only fair that that the same medicine they perscribe be perscribed for them. After all it is a question about equality. Isn't NOW about eqaulity, or is NOW only about equality when NOW wants it?

The NOW answer. When now demands equality, there needs to equality, when males want equality -- there is no need to have eqaulity -- all kinds of excuses come up about sexuality.