Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! You're INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is terror-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
And choke his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! [=^D]
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
And MUD'll piss on yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 02/10/2001 20:20:51 PST by Mudboy Slim (DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.)
TOTALS 0
"ChurchHill Boyz
Favre, B QB GB 10/13 1:00 0
Gary, O RB DEN 10/13 4:15 0
Taylor, F RB JAC 10/13 4:15 0
Davis, S RB WAS 10/13 1:00 0
Patten, D WR NE 10/13 1:00 0
Moss, R WR MIN 10/13 1:00 0
Burress, P WR PIT 10/13 1:00 0
Chamberlain, B TE MIN 10/13 1:00 0
Elam, J K DEN 10/13 8:30 0
Broncos DT DEN 10/13 8:30 0
TOTALS 0
BTW...the squad's 4-1...MUD
"Sen. Robert Byrd, D-W.Va., known more as a champion of federal pork than as an antiwar leader, couldn't hide his disgust. "Here we are today," the senator said. "We have rubber spines, rubber legs, and we do not have backbones." Byrd was talking about the Democrats' rush to give the president a war resolution, but he might as well have been talking about their fear of standing up to the president on tax cuts and any number of domestic issues. It's not clear why the Democrats are so eager to change the subject from war to the economy, for they have little or nothing to offer voters. Until the election passes, Democrats are avoiding politically risky choices. They don't have the political courage to take on Bush on his fiscal and economic policies, much less a war with Iraq. Maybe it really doesn't matter which party winds up controlling Congress. I know where the Republicans stand on issues, but I'm no longer sure what the Democrats stand for -- except for abortion rights, unions and trial lawyers."
Good article, albeit all wet...MUD
Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...all he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff it all down in mason jars and he'd bury it all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig it up out of the ground.
He'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked him up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the Black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
(work in progress...)
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
So, yer in the legal system...what do YOU think about sensible Tort Reform?!
Beautiful evenin' fer FReepin', ain't it?!
FReegards...MUD
One thing bothering me, sultan...
Weren't the Deadskins & Steelers tied last week?
I ask because yesterday (~according to FoxSports online...) the Steelers won their game while the Dead(Fore)Skins lost theirs; so, wouldn't that put your guys up by one (1) game?
The worst thing about it is that I've *Certified* the results as the teams being presently tied.
Good Lord, sultan; just might be another crisis on our hands, ol' man. :o)
As for that race??
Won by a brat on only his second 'Cup start; while, not having ever won a CTS *or* Busch race *&* while driving a moniker whose done nothing more [this season] than whine how out-horsepowered they are, has a reek I can barely stand.
Been a while since Dodge had seen the winner's circle, eh? ;^)
Add to that the results didn't really have any impact on the overall points race, & maybe you can appreciate my POV??
Now Bobby LaBonti's inability to ge the job done -- again -- was the only thing that *squared*.
Yea, good ol' boy "Gutless BobbyL."
No one can lose like that guy does.
...smelling salts might get the stink outa my nasal cavitiy.
I got a worn-out ol' 'puter with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll RE-IMPEACH, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!
Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Autumn's here and The Time is Right...
For Marchin' on DeeCee!
We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
That's Right...Let's Fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp DemLib'rals beneath our feet!
Autumn's here and The Time's Just Right...
We're Gonna Slaughter RAT Elites!!
(Keyboard/Percussion)
We met him and his "schtick" ten years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with a hankerin' fer RAPE!!
With the Leftist Med'yuh at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need good FReepers singin', "It's Worth the Fight!!"
Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of Folks who Slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, DeeCeeFReepers and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And Purge Left's filth from our Land!!
That's Right, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Autumn's here and the groove's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!
(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)
Mudboy Slim
Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
Presently occupying his hedonistic hide-away somewhere in Chappaqua, NooYawk, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the EX-#1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!
Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!
Now, we come to find out the EX-President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!
Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is Charting a new Course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Medyuh Whore'd can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a political supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.
We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Medyuh Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Medyuh and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming increasingly irrelevant!
If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
P.S. "On the 26th day of October in the Two-Thousand and Second Year of Our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"
So sayeth the word of...MUD
1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)
FReegards...MUD
Y'all are invited!!
FReegards...MUD
"The Washington Post reported that hard-money direct-mail donations to the DNC "took a nosedive in August and September." The current situation apparently is so bad that Mr. McAuliffe, who arrived at DNC headquarters promising to significantly reduce the Republican advantage in direct-mail, hard-money fund-raising, refused to provide The Post with recent month-to-month figures for direct-mail contributions. A source close to the DNC, however, told The Post that Mr. McAuliffe has "been on a tear about the direct mail. He is complaining to everyone who will listen."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
"John Ashcroft!!"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda")
I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...
John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!
That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!
John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn Right's Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!
Mudboy Slim
Let's boogie!!
Time to pick it up a notch, folks, we've got to get the word out about McAuliffe before the Statute Of Limitations runs out with respect to his TeamsterGate Involvement. For those of you new to FreeRepublic, what we call this is "e-FReepin'", wherein we inundate as many sources as possible with information about an issue we care deeply about. In this case, the issue that many of us care deeply about is "JUSTICE!!" Thank you and I hope you will enjoy your stay on our thread.
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/27/2001 01:25:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@the.Mudcave!!)
If McAwful and Slick Willie were cellmates, who'd be the "Hubby" and who'd be the "Wife"?!
FReegards...MUD
"Drive"
(by Incubus)
Sometimes, I feel the fear of
Uncertainty stinging clear
And I can't help but ask myself how much
I'll let the fear take the wheel and steer
It's driven me before, and it seems to have a faint
Haunting mass appeal
But lately I am beginning to find that I
Should be the one behind the wheel
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there...
So if I decide to waiver my
Chance to be one of the hive
Will I choose water over wine
And hold my own and drive?
It's driven me before, and it seems to be the way
That everyone else gets around
But lately I'm beginning to find that
When I drive myself my light is found
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there...
Wouldn't you choose the water over wine?
Hold the wheel and drive
Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
With open arms and open eyes, yeah
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there
I'll be there...
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...
Excellent song, mis amigos!!
FReegards...MUD
115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)
Not to worry, my scorekeepin' FRiend. Last week (technically) the Skins were ahead by one game...but...in accordance with the wager I have with one Mudboy Slim, if neither team gets to the playoffs then (regardless of record) our wager ends deadlocked. As of last week it appeared that was to be the case. However, this week things have brightened to the point that the Steelers appear playoff bound (They are in a very weak division and have lots of easy games ahead) whereas the Skins appear doomed to miss the playoffs entirely. Bottom line, the Sultan is winning the wager!
This is the type of hard-hitting analysis that I would expect from our referee.
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