Al Qaeda Inmates Like Van Halen, Britney Spears, Led Zeppelin, and Eminem-AP/U.S. Soldier Reports

Yahoo News! AP | 8-29-02 | Ian James

[Tennessee_Bob]

What? No burka??? For shame!!!

[Tennessee_Bob]

I'm thinking more along the lines of Gallows Pole.

[Houmatt]

Oh, it is so nice to know the terrorists like pop music. It makes them so human, even as they are killing the fool who wrote this garbage (you know they would if given half a chance).

[hellinahandcart]

Led Zeppelin? Bet it's not this one:

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
Think I see my friends coming,
Riding a many mile.
Friends, did you get a little silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my dear friends,
To keep me from the Gallows Pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Pole?

I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold,
You know that we're too damn poor
To keep you from the Gallows Pole.

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
I think I see my brother coming,
Riding a many mile.
Brother, did you get me some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me, my brother,
To keep me from the Gallows Pole?

Brother, I brought you some silver,
I brought a little gold,
I brought a little of ev'ry thing
To keep you from the Gallows Pole.
Yes, I brought you to keep you from the Gallows Pole.

Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,
I think I see my sister coming,
Riding a many mile, mile, mile, mile, mile.
Sister, I implore you, take him by the hand,
Take him to some shady bower,
Save me from the wrath of this man,
Please take him,
Save me from the wrath of this man, man.

Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,
Pray tell me that I'm free to ride,
Ride for many mile, mile, mile.

Oh, yes, you got a fine sister,
She warmed my blood from cold,
Brought my face to boiling hot
To keep you from the Gallows Pole,
Your brother brought me silver,
Your sister warmed my soul,
But now I laugh and pull so hard
And see you swinging on the Gallows Pole

[Tijeras_Slim]

They have no calendars or clocks to keep track of time.

It must be particularly disorienting when you condsider that they have been transported from the 12th century.

[hellinahandcart]

The Americans' silence is aggravating, he said. "They don't say how much longer they will be detained — two months, three, a year."

"It'll be a long time, be a long time, be a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time..."

(Apologies to Zep :D)