Not Getting Any

New York Sun ^ | 8/9/02 | EDITORIALS & OPINION

[parsifal]

Well, here's my quick contributions:

You want me to get freaky
And to bend like I'm elastic
Well it ain't gonna happen
If you ain't wearing plastic.

parsy, whose posse is on Broadway.

[parsifal]

Verse two:

Well I'm sorry you're unhappy
And you feel so dejected.
But I done told you once
That I must be respected!

But you jumped before looked
When you should have reflected.
Now we ain't getting freaky
Cause you ain't pro-tected.

grandmaster parsy.

[Unknown Freeper]

You go, Parsy!
Two turntables and a microphone!

[dighton]

I never read Sax Rohmer, but he looks promising.

[dighton]

The Sun actually thinks the word "condom" in and of itself is so offensive as to be unprintable?

That is just plain weird.

[parsifal]

I loved Fu Manchu movies, but this is the first book. I found out something interesting in the book last nite. English people sometimes put the initials of the city they are from after their name. In the book there is a Cosmo Potter, K.C.. (Kansas City). I think that is neat. parsy, L.R.

[dighton]

You're incorrigible.

I read somewhere that CMG = Call Me God, KCMG = Kindly Call Me God, and GCMG = God Calls Me God.

[Uncle Meat]

"Mental Hygiene"???

Sounds like a PC term for brainwashing.

[parsifal]

i went to your link. I can not help but ponder whether the "Climax of Empire" was accompanied by the proper prophylactic protocols. parsy.

[hellinahandcart]

My goodness. I'm saving that one!

[Artist]

LOL. That was perfect....