Playing the race card before the Beast does, I love it! The Clintons are rascist, evict Bubba from Harlem!
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Inside the stadium, the bundled up man and woman stand silently on an elevator, as the doors slowly close. Out of sight now, they remove their head coverings. Hillary Clinton immediately erupts angrily at a quivering Chuck Schumer."You stupid worm! There was horse sh|t less than six feet from where I stepped! I told you I wanted the sidewalks scrubbed before I stepped on them!"
"They were scrubbed, Hillary! I made sure they were scrubbed! The horses though... they dont know how to act! They just go when they feel like... I spoke to"
His words are interrupted as she slaps him hard in the mouth. Chastened, he mutters quietly, "Youre right... no excuses... it wont happen again...
With a clank and a hum, the doors to the elevator open again. A burly, nervous, excited George Steinbrenner holds out his hand.
"Hillary! Welcome! Welcome to my ballpark! Its great to see you! Whos the geek?"