Remember this one?
Trapped in a mine that's half-caved in,
And everyone knew the only ones left were Joe, and me, and Tim;
When they broke through to pull us free, the only ones left to tell the tale were Joe ...
... and me.
Timothy ... Timothy ...
Where on earth did you go?
Timothy ... Timothy ...
God, why don't I know?
Hungry as hell, no food to eat,
And Joe said to me he'd sell his soul for just a piece of meat;
Water enough to drink for two, so Joe said to me, "I'll take a swig and then there's some for you".
Timothy ... Timothy ...
God, I wish that I knew ...
Timothy ... Timothy ...
Joe, what did we do?
I must have passed out just 'bout then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see was the light of the day again.
Our stomachs were full as they could be
And nobody ever got around to finding Timothy.
Timothy ... Timothy ...
Where on earth did you go?
Timothy ... Timothy ...
God, why don't I know?